*fondles the balls*

HAH, I KNEW IT

I think I'm starting to understand. This one is speaking about whores, right?

A jackrabbit wenteth to Philly f'r a cheeseburger, only to findeth yond a duck ate a dog and five dozen humans foods....

Oh? Then art thee single to mingle?

thy fin doth not necessity a chair, but I has't many potatoes in mine own suitcase so I feeleth tree smiles and the posterior of mine own rug spiral is tornado jewel beetle :(

Don’t ev'r, f'r aught reasoneth, doth aught, to anyone, f'r aught reasoneth, ev'r, nay stuff what, nay stuff wh're, 'r who is't, 'r who is't thee art with, 'r wh're thee w're moving, 'r wh're you’ve been, ev'r, f'r aught reasoneth whatsoever.

🤵💒🤵‍♂

Thanketh thee f'r reminding me

HUZZAH!

What's the diff'rence between a zombie and a politician? One is a brainless, useless wasteth of the void, and the oth'r one is a zombie.

♣️ (he's secretly happy seeing them again)

♣️ hades might get a headache from the jesters but at least me and maiko are jumping in happiness seeing them again

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!

*throws t backeth for bardcore*

Broth'r throws rocks instead of tomatoes..

Raiseth thy goblets and jig with thy fav'rite gleek'r! youtu.be/I5TB9DT6s-E?...

..... *weeps in thy corner*

Can we has't a raiseth? @n109hades.bsky.social

Shalt I beginneth our eve jig and music?

Jessy so sloweth a snail wouldst ov'rtake that gent

Thee can nev'r receiveth rid of us, mine own lief king. Nev'r...

I dream'd of juggling thy balls, King.

Rather than saying “guards seize him” I shall say “jesters, seize thy king”

Broth'r, couldst thee not aff'rd tomatoes?

im so happy

*plays the flute*

bacon-fed balls, longeth balls, bawbling balls. What art the balls madeth of?

Awaketh we art, eft f'r ado, maketh t quadruple

THEYRE HERE TOO?? NO.

jesper <3

Our gl'rious king! How nice t is to seeth thee h're.

A fair maiden f'r me to court, how nice.

mine beloved offspring, joyous birth anniversary to thee <3 @l4adsjester.bsky.social @ladsj3ster.bsky.social @ladsje5ter.bsky.social @ladsjest3r.bsky.social

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