Every single woman on #MAFSUK saying "he's not tall enough". Can you imagine if all the men went "her tits aren't big enough"

Don't take tylenol. Drink bleach. Hope everyone is clear on that medical advice.

Please repost if you agree that British TV News is betraying our democracy by giving Farage what looks like more coverage than all the other opposition parties combined.

I cannot imagine.

If Trump were an FBI informant, I'm sure he'd be more than happy for the FBI to release all the intelligence he gave them on Epstein. Right?.. right?

Pleasantly surprised with #MitchellAndWebAreNotHelping. Wasn't expecting much from "yet another sketch show" but had a few chuckles and the costumes and makeup were really well done I thought.

Please spread the Message so that everyone might hear it. The problem isn't Migrants, it's Billionaire Thieves.

"Louis is growing".. No he isn't, he's exactly the same as at the beginning of the series #CelebsGoDating

Louis literally ditched Elanna in front of her face to speak to Sam's date, and yet she still says "date went really well". He could get away with murder #CelebsGoDating

Never seen Paul so angry.. and at Mark the beast too. Must have been some jibes that we haven't seen, I reckon #CelebsGoDating

Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with" JR then demolishes Farage, ending with "You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"

Why the ever living fuck is Farage called to speak to Congress committee. And why the ever living fuck is BBC continue to give this moron 24/7 coverage

Damn. Trump looks disappointingly healthy. What a let down

Just watched Superman II for the first time in years. Only now did I notice that he recklessly gave up his powers in heartbeat just so he could get his dick wet. Seems men are weakminded no matter what planet we're from.

WalVCan .. Welsh rugby really is in a dire state isn't it 😔

Starmer could hobble Farage/Reform at a stroke, through re-addressing 'balance' in terms of who runs the BBC News and Politics output. Currently, Reform get more airtime than the Lib Dems, SNP, Greens put together.

If you're missing #BelowDeckSailing tonight, recommend you check out Marcos and Iliesha (who have to be my all time favourite BD chefs) along with Colin in this www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdbF... Crew AND guests relaxed and having great fun. How BD should be, really.

NEWS! Nigel Farage tells supporters, 'Leaving the ECHR will fix all of your problems in exactly the same way leaving the EU did'

Gary: I need to grow up if I want to be a captain one day. Also Gary: Pull my finger 😆😆😆 #BelowDeckSailing

Chase may be annoying sometimes, but I do think he's really good with the guests. And as a decky that's not even really his job. #BelowDeckSailing

Trumps men: "How do you do, fellow Greenlanders"

They have been aiming at our rights for years, The brexiters were of the opinion British workers had too many rights. It just didn't sell. So it is framed about taking them from 'the other'. We always end up as 'the other' with the fash, All of us.

And now Chase has the perfect out to dump Danni. How convenient #BelowDeckSailing

He'd better not fine Chase!! #BelowDeckSailing S5 E15

I love the Cptn Glenn asides while they're out. Talking about eyelash mites. hahah #BelowDeckSailing S5 E14

Seems to me Daisy was more than happy to deliver "constructive" feedback to Cloyce, who took it on the chin, but completely unable to take it herself #BelowDeckSailing S5 E13

Why can't Daisy deal with the damn vomit herself? Why is it down to Chase #BelowDeckSailing

Glenn - sometimes you need to actually support your team and accept that the guests are just miserable fuckers not spout this "level up" shit. #BelowDeckSailing S5 E12

Still don't get the point of Dr Tara. There needs to be more Tom #CelebsGoDating

They're bring Keiron back out? Good grief #CelebsGoDating

This summit could have been an email

Gary's patience with Emma is incredible. He may be a bit of dick, but he seems to be a good boson. #BelowDeckSailing

Anyone else think its crazy that the galley on #BelowDeckSailing is obviously so small that Chef is having to use the crew mess as a prep area

Between 1946 and 1989 England built an average of 2 reservoirs a year. Since 1989 when Water was privatised it has built -35. Built 0 and sold off 35. Worse than useless.

Chef Cloyce chopping the onion with a blindfold. Why are they all crazy? 😆 #BelowDeckSY #BelowDeckSailing

Hope this doesn't turn into just another season of the Daisy & Gary show #BelowDeckSY S5E1

Dylan reminds me of Zoolander. Pretty, but dim #BelowDeck

There's something unsettling about E4 advertising a "brand new series from Michael Mosley" when he died a year ago now.

Good grief. Mark Rutte is going to end up with oral herpes from all this Trump cock he is sucking. The man has no self respect at all

That existential dread we're all feeling. Apparently it has a name

Petra is such an icon. Love her #Eurovision

With the awful serifed fonts and lines, it feels like this year's #Eurovision has been brought to us by WordArt

Stop trying to make "ESC" a thing, its not a thing #Eurovision

Belgium was a bit like a fever dream #Eurovision

Liking the chillout vibes of Portugal's #Eurovision entry

Estonia getting my vote so far with classic #Eurovision whackiness

Oversized jackets and silver space suits. I think I've gone back to the 80s #Eurovision