I’m glad Spanberger won and I’m extra glad that I’ll never have to vote for her again.

Cheney eats it on the day a socialist elected NYC mayor? Good day.

Lots of people trying to get me to care about this but I couldn’t possibly give a fuck. Tear the whole thing down.

Three AM PagerDuty Alert

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

It’s #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched

#LastFourWatched All I want to talk about is how good Gene Hackman is in The Conversation.

Not exaggerating when I say this is the first time I’ve felt hope since Bernie’s Nevada win in 2020

If you see this, quote this post with a movie from the year you were born.

So, basically “you didn’t say Simon Says”. I wish when the chips were down and it was time to stand on principle, we had one (1) leader who pushed back with equivalent force.

LAPD shown here employing their Mossad Journalist-targeting training

Big sale at Dr Frankenstein’s Torch and Pitchfork Warehouse

Five favorite black and white films: The Apartment Dr Strangelove High and Low Persona I Am Cuba

Where do we defeat fascism? That’s right: in the marketplace of ideas. #imSTILLwithher

The very fact that there are jobs where the pay can be slashed in half and the guy doesn’t immediately quit means there are people who make way too much money.

An INVERSE correlation? Wouldn’t that mean the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ?

Well now I have to go to Slide Away every year

Just watched the latest episode Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney and he had Ayo Edebri, Tina Fey, and Conan O’Brien on but when Chuck Tingle called in, I was like “THE Chuck Tingle?!?”

Crazy that JD Vance killed the Pope to divert attention away from that second Signal chat

Okay, fine. I’ll watch Conclave.

VA flag is based as hell

I worked at the Marine Corps University when Gorka was there. NO ONE respected him. Everyone thought he was a joke. And his head is freakishly huge in person.

Before Trump? No dickstorms Under Trump? Dickstorms Thanks a lot, Jill Stein.

Obama coming in hot! It’s like we’re at a Yemeni wedding.

If you see this, post a game with a 10/10 soundtrack. The soundtrack to Florence is joyful and heartbreaking and hopeful and just flat out beautiful. Just a piano, a cello, and some occasional percussion.

Step 1: Every right-wing ghoul buys a Tesla Step 2: Sit back and wait for the funniest thing in the world to happen over and over

Your outie once committed an act of online vandalism that became international news

The vehicles in any organization Elon’s in charge of spontaneously combust. Concerning.

My wife is raising money to donate to @raicestexas.bsky.social by selling these vinyl stickers (thanks, @stickerjunkie.bsky.social). Can y’all share this so she sells all 100? Also, you can just donate to RAICES.

Congrats to MVP Serena Williams

Dude this game fuckin rocks. Go birds.

I worked with hundreds of Congressional offices from 2011-2015. Death threats are a common occurrence. It sucks and they should all be reported and investigated, but using them as an excuse is BS.

He’s lying. Thats the only explanation other than being so functionally stupid that he’d need to be in a conservatorship.

Just got back from a weeklong trip to Mexico! Did I miss anything?

It’s easier and much more fun to imagine Sisyphus happy if you replace him with Theo Von. Every time he starts back up the hill he’s like “damn this rock still heavy”

In observance of Jan 6, I’m going to storm the Capitol myself and demand a sequel to Nice Guys (2016)

Mister Rogers never misses

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

Spotify users: You can exclude any playlist from your taste profile via the ellipsis menu at the top of the playlist.

Spotify Wrapped was pretty unsurprising. Ever since @blushingband.bsky.social and @infantisland.bsky.social dropped their albums, it was all over.

Beth is awesome, the Bluesky community is cool, and I think this is needed right now. I’m planning on buying stuff off a few lists so get your comments in.

i have a brilliant idea. please read my article (it’s totally free) and then post your amazon wishlist in the comments. whether the item is $5 or $1k, it’s a wishlist. this is an opportunity for thw ehole site to play secret santa. 🎅 🎄 🎁 open.substack.com/pub/bethbour...

Opened it up and immediately flew into some dudes open asshole. Thanks, Bluesky.

I’ve been afraid he’d pick the LibsofTikTok ghoul or someone from Moms for Liberty. The small saving grace is that these people are more stupid than they are evil. They’re EXTREMELY evil. But stupider.

I’m calling for a complete and total shutdown of new accounts until we can figure out what the hell is going on