LIGHTNING BLAST LIGHTNING BLAST LIGHTNING BLAST

𝙈𝙔 𝙃𝙄𝘽𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙐𝙎

Can we get married again 🥺

That dude seems like he sucks. Want me to explode him?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HARD FREEZE NOOOOOOOO

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The healer has the bloodiest hands. You cannot treat a wound without knowing how deep it goes. You cannot heal pain by hiding it. You must accept. Accept the blood to make things better.

//leaving the typo bc I feel it accurately conveys the panic with which I was covering plants with earlier

TULIP HELP IT'S GOING TO FREEZE TONIGHT AND I HAVEN'T COVERED THE LETTUXD

There's not enough time to WINTERIZE everything!

Pegging my boyfriends and husbands multi-versally .

(completely lost in the sauce once again)

I’m not sure how i get pretty boyfriends really I just say some weird shite and then. Yes.

She is

Heh. I’m HOT.

(Already starting to zone out again)

I'm a gardener!

days since Samahl has been lost in fade dreams: 0̶̰͂

//tulip can kiss him and break him out of it i have decided

//new hc is that even when deep in a trance/exploring the fade samahl still takes care of his garden. he just moves automatically and cant actually be engaged

Tulip is perfect and gorgeous and I'll chemically melt anyone who says otherwise

Huhwhat

i lvoe her so much

Fiiiiiiine

(Loving his frog life)

what if we were both frogs and we were in love

MY WIFE IS A FROG?!?

That would be rather silly...

Never assume she's on your side unless you have the funniest position.

Forgot about homegirl while spacing out through the fade. Hope she's doing ok!

The best way to learn something is to teach it.

(spacing out)

Ah ah ah. No ALCHEMY or POISON before FEMINISM.

Aww..... What about liquid fire?

am I allowed to teach Peony alchemy? i promise we won't immediately learn about explosives.

//new hc is that even when deep in a trance/exploring the fade samahl still takes care of his garden. he just moves automatically and cant actually be engaged

whuh

Whatever is convenient for her And funniest, of course

Kisses @tuliparanger.bsky.social

Oh! That reminds me!

(Long sigh) I hope Tulip doesn't mind the addition to the house...

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Only every second we were apart

ACK- (Struggling to stay standing) MY DARLING WIFE💛💛💛

(Looks around, pretending to be oblivious to his doom)

About you? Often.

I like when gardening requires murder tools (Carrying a sledgehammer and a shovel)