Republicans have worked for years trying to get rid of "Plan B"....except for their mistresses IYKYK...

THANK YOU to every journo that watched & reported (since I'd rather wear an electrified diaper made of razor blades) Your posts keep us informed & we appreciate you all 💙

Looks like someone just saw the ghost of Virginia Giuffre...

Sitting US Rep posts this.... Media: AOC STUMBLES WITH WORD SALAD!!!!!!

If Bezos is looking for captive audiences, why not play it in all the ICE concentration camps....

Yesterday I cried at Minnesota news... tonight, here outside my hospital in my hometown, it continues. Unlike protesters, it's a STRONG IDGAF from feds. Shockingly (and yet NOT) uncaring.

"You tell me not to lie on the 'news' or let the President bang little girls? Well then have I got a story for you..."

CBS now-- BARI-ING the lede...

GUARANTEE there's an "immigrant" on his medical team trying to keep him alive...

Keep families like this in your thoughts today 🥺, work for families like this every day.

"kneecapped" is appropriate for the Christian that professionally wears KNEE-PADS... enjoy your legacy burning in hell

Sounds like Trump has seen his approval ratings...

They're...... Republicans

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

But...he was a secret agent to bring Epstein down...or have we forgotten about that lie...

Even if THEY don't hear you, WE hear you sweetie. I promise there's a lot of us working to make this better💙

JUST occurred to me...are these the wars he says he ended?? Does he think each boat he blew up ended a war??

I know The Bad Place (X) is 💯 top notch news, but their current story about the World Series Colonel Sanders is NOT a pic of the guy at the game, but...... John Bolton

I'm working my Soros funded shift today, handing out government cash to immigrants in ER's...

(Kash Patel): APROPOS OF NOTHING, if anyone knows how to erase "Trump 2028" off a shell casing, email me @your-mom-let-me-smash.fbi

Proud to have voted for him many times over the years... we've never needed men like him more than NOW💙

REAL baaad bitches 🔥

Ohio really missed the timing when they raised the water levels so he could kayak...

(control;alt;delete): BYE BITCH...

'Bout to have as many legal bill funding cases as kids...

MEDIA: can y'all please refer to Hegseth, his title, and dept as "Having transitioned"...

Republicans say we have sovereignty over OUR bodies? The irony is crippling.... LIKE POLIO

Had to make room for the EXPERTS...

IDEA: Sell tickets for a fight to the death cage match between Mace and Loomer and we can feed and house everyone....

NEW REPUBLICAN GRIFT: releasing adult diapers for real men, 'The Backseat of the Beast'....

I never understood this merch because it looks like 45 through 47 which would include Pres 46, so Biden???

Can he put tariffs on the word 'Epstein' because that could make a shit ton of money....

How to move past pedo scandals 101: make jokes about meeting after school...

Only good thing about seeing them is that we can see their faces before they put on their ICE masks.

And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for THOSE PESKY KIDS....

Imagine a world where Jon Ossoff and @petebuttigieg.bsky.social were leaders instead of current crooks? Flipping the narrative of neanderthal mobster kings to elevate these kind men is essential. YES I love/support/campaign for our women in our fight but we need to see these examples of REAL men.

STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD.... Amen..

DAAAAAAME is back!!!!!

🎶FUUUUUCCCKKK this is ah-mazing🎵

Take the time to read in full. Written SO well, and provides much broader understanding of the "business" of Epstein in this world created by oligarchs.

Should've stuck to cutting all the jobs instead of trying to hire....

It's hard for me to live with this: Jan 6th white cultists were pardoned after participating in a heinous coup; current brown community members are being attacked, kidnapped and criminalized.

I kinda feel like Ryan Coogler was partly responsible...

Yeah, but like, how many Scovilles????

The ONLY minority ruining our country is the RICH.

Damn genie really screwed up my wish of Trump going to the Hague...

And the Being Normal olympics begin.

Send MTG to BFE. Support Shawn Harris.

He thought he said "too weak"

Could this be the COMPLETE UNCHECKED POWER we've been hysterical about since before the election???