Imagine being the marketing director for the Auschwitz chamber of commerce. How would you start the meetings each month? "Team, I want you to remember: there is no such thing as 'bad publicity.' And so, once again, our survey finds we are winning top-of-mind awareness among critical demographics."

White House's brilliant strategy to win over the 77% of voters who think Il Duce isn't focused on the economy: Leavitt goes on Fox & Fiends to say, "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙮." There. Problem solved. Meanwhile, Trump's off somewhere not focusing on the economy.

Comic relief moment, but with a touch of sadness

Paul Revere moment 💜

With all that spare time on his hands after being laid off by Scrooge Marley & Associates, Ltd, Bob Cratchit was able to find a temp gig for the holidays. Of course it paid a little less and there weren't any benefits, but the work matched his skillset. And any port in a storm, right?

Orcas and bullets?

just realized that my posting basically veers between: -- wry, distanced wow look at how fucked this is -- despairing, brutal wow look at how fucked this is with occasional cat content

It's my own fault for using AI-mode and being too lazy to google around for the answer

America: 2025

Trump's idea of bipartisanship = crawling into bed with the slimiest, skeeziest, most corrupt Democrat, almost certainly in exchange for campaign donations from whatever sleezebucket pardon lobbyists that Cuellar hired in order to evade justice.

I think they're passing an opportunity for one hell of an epic fundraiser

Much ado about nothing, it turns out the doctors were just perplexed about his lack of having a heart.

Normally, I ain't one for despair. But that moral arc of the universe just seems to bend slower and slower every time I look at it.

I have this image in my head of the US chasing down Europe outside a bar at night on a dimly lit street, our high heels clacking on the wet cobblestones, and we're stumbling and twisting our ankles, shouting "Come back! Come back, Europe, I was only *kidding*!" But I might be projecting a bit here.

Be best, dahlingk!

But can they cure it?

Of course the night we recorded the performance, the sound crapped out. I juggled; I managed. I improvised.

I'm skeptical of this revision, quite frankly. I mean, how else do you explain the resemblance?

Same vibe.

Great post, Mr President! Just read the red underlined portions

Charlie Brown abides #CharlieBrown

Evidence for the "Asset Krasnov" hypothesis remains circumstantial, but... "𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒑𝒊𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝑼𝒌𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑷𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏, 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒓, 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔." They're coordinating. Periodt.

I have to at least give the pumpkin spice dictator credit for keeping us on our toes.

"Protect." Not "stalk," not "keep an eye on"... But "protect." There's a difference, damn it!

If you read the 28-point list, you'll see it's basically repeating the same surrender terms that Russia offered to Ukraine in 2022. Almost makes you wonder how Trump's office came up with that list. That's so lopsided in preferring Russia's interests, it's virtually unenforceable.

USA Vamp, a delightful trainwreck

thump thump thump thump

You ever have one of those nights?

This is why you always, ALWAYS!, double check your sources. Especially when they confirm your own biases. Flaky ass WaPo got me all worked up, thinking bootlickers were taking another step forward. Nope. Turns out mismanagement, staff cuts, or plain incompetence has impacted The Wash Post.

Looks like we dodged a bullet here. I betcha Ben Bradlee's WaPo would have never run this without verifying sources. “The claims that Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses or other extremist imagery as prohibited symbols are categorically false," said commandant Adm. Kevin Lunday

This dude should totally wear a cape

Piggy be rampin up the crazy. I'd laugh, but it's been a successful strategy up to now. (Personally I don't have a problem with Democrats going to prison either. But let's go with the trickle down theory of law enforcement first. Choke off the poison from the head.)

Just lie confidently about what you want people to believe. * The economy is great * People call me sir * I've got the goodest brain * Gold painted trim! * I make the best deals cause I do the best negotiations A poor man's version of a millionaire. A dumb man's version of what a smart man is.

Am I the only person who get NVIDIA and NXIVM confused?

Why is the border patrol in 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲, 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗮? Someone, make it make sense! 🥴

When I first saw this picture in an article about the ballroom construction, I honestly thought it was a split screen image. No, this is just one photograph. If they ever bring this Trump kid up on vandalism charges, this will be the evidence

"First they came for the rainbows, but I wasn't gay. So I said nothing Then they came for the rockabillies..." Seriously, pick your take... (A) Greg Abbott is on drugs (B) We are living in a The Onion article (C) The matrix got hacked by Andy Warhol's ghost

Before there was the Matrix, before there was Loki Season 2, There was Mindwarp, starring Bruce Campbell.

I have a better question. Why are there still Reagan appointed judges on the bed? Was he appointing teenagers?

Megyn Kelly could the next explain how, although the Reverend Jim Jones was wrong to kill all those people, he was at least using sugar-free grape Kool-Aid.

Sounds like an urban legend. It's not impossible. But something this outlandish staying totally under the radar for decades and then just popping up out of the blue with no hard evidence? I'll remain skeptical till I see actual proof. You don't become rich by gallivanting through war zones.

Ha! I wonder why 🤔

Because fuck you. That's why.

How quickly the mainstream media has chosen to forget about the site of the hideous Bowling Green massacre!

I like to cut of this man's jib (assuming his jib is cut). He's like, "Democracy's in imminent threat of collapse. So I'm gonna step down and let Donald Trump appoint my successor" Bravo, sir, brah-veau!

February ➡️ March ➡️ May ➡️ November How stupid do you have to be to believe he'll follow through on his promise of a $2K check to consumers? Trump still hasn't delivered that $5K DOGE check promised back in February. Unless you donated to Trump's banquet hall or are a pedo, y'aint getting squat.

Some days I think they WANT to get lost

ICE is inflicting a lifetime of trauma on families. And it’s being carried out in the name of the United States of America.

ICE is completely out of control

He was a lying, warmongering, power grubbing piece of shit, but I guess it turns out he was a good dad.