A Copenhagen Wheel in the flesh!

Just remembered that bit in Gulliver's Travels where he was complaing about big tits being gross. And like, a boob is a boob. Jonathan Swift didn't respect the tits.

Turns out I joined in the round wrong too... Hi 🐸, I guess

hey NYC trans peeps: someone i love is moving to you soon, is there anything they need to know about trans healthcare in NY? like is it true you need to be on HRT for 2yrs before they'll schedule a surgery? are there any requirements or hoops to jump through? ty in advance 💜

About 5 miles on the bike And 21 miles on skates And my legs are just about as jelly as the jello shots I ate

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Well, That was a really rainy commute Ended with lots of water Inside my Boot

Love to cast on a knitting project and then immediately start knitting with the remainder of the long tail, and not the much larger skein of yarn

More conspiracy thoughts: Bikes, cars, walking, doesn't matter how you're moving, the wind in your hair connects you to community better, and with cars being the dominant mode, auto manufacturers making less convertibles are contributing to a lack of connectedness.

Are you reading smut? No, I'm reading about Greek mythology on Wikipedia. Oh, so you are just reading smut, just, as retold by the world's least horny historian.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

Federal Safe Streets for All (SS4A) grants now penalize applications that include bike lanes, lane reduction, traffic calming, and speed cameras.

TFW the barista compliments your jacket

Woke myself up with it today. My wife was worried I was gonna kick myself out of bed. And all I was actually doing was trying to chase a soccer ball.

Do you need a flat fix or have you just not put any air into your tires while your bike sat all winter?

📣✈️ Heya friends, I'm going to need to relocate from PDX to NYC speedily. Looking for any & all relocation resources to help me figure out what it's gonna take b4 I start planning & fundraising. More context below. (1/6)

heyy if u or anyone u know in Portland/Portland area can put up one trans me and two wonderful cats uhhh could u put me in touch with them? if anyone needs a housemate (with two cats), i'd prefer to crash but i can deffo pay (low-ish) rent please boost!

Messing around with knitting little swatches right now. Maybe they'll be used in a bigger project, maybe not.

Girl, are you a long tailed cast on? Because I definitely underestimated how much rope I'd need to tie you up.

Regular conversation between me and my wife

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

You come to me, on the day of my visibility, and ask me to do a trick?

Me, TDoV 2023: "Hey cis people! Here's some helpful info de-bunking common myths about trans people! :)" Me, TDoV 2026: "YOU FUCKING LOT CAN ALL FUCKING FUCK OFF INTO THE FUCKING SUN UNTIL YOU FUCKING GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM. IF YOU THINK THERE'S A DEBATE, YOU'RE PART OF THE HATE."

Overalls? Mended.

Been mending some holes in the butt of some overalls, and was all excited to be done, and then I noticed that one of the straps has been trying to make it's escape too. Guess I wasn't done fixing them after all.

Even the bike tires are like, wtf are cis people doing here

Looking at things to do this weekend, and am being reminded that just because there's TDoV events going on, it doesn't feel like they're for us. Just, hey, go spend a bunch of money to go to this thing is gonna exclude so many fucking trans people.

It's only shitposting if you forgot to douche first, otherwise it's just talking out your ass.

Xtreme cycling (It was windy and I was kinda afraid I was gonna get blown sideways trying to take this photo)

Sunny and rain and hail at the same time! And right when I was about to go bike some errands too.

Played "Is It Piss?" with a mysterious bottle behind the shop at work today...

I saw a flyer about a tree To gather together and look and see In silence at its blossoms blooming Too late for the group meet I walked there anyways, just me To come away in awe At this massive cherry Branches wide Pink and white petals Blocking from view The house it stood alongside

Your reminder to go ride bikes with your friends. It's great!

If the federal government wants me to unexist, I should get to pay zero taxes to them. Like, they should refund me all my money right now.

I have info from a highly reliable source, (my wife,) that I did, in fact, leave my pannier at home. It did not fall off the bike on my ride to work.

Trying to get back into playing guitar Was reminded that I hate my amp within like, 10 minutes And...guitar goes back in the corner

2008 We're bowling at Southtowne Lanes There's some indie pop on the stereo We're asking person at the counter who the artist is

making it thru so much of life rn by clinging to little moments of joy I can find in each day

Turns out cashew is in most of them. And the pesto I can eat... Doesn't even have pine nuts!

If you grab a jar of pesto off the shelf at a grocery store, you'd expect it to contain pine nuts right? Like, basil & pine nuts is the default version. And if it wasn't those two, it'd clearly be called out in the name right? Not just, pesto. Like, walnut pesto or some other herb pesto.

You can come be my coworker!

Stickers on the wild! This time, we've got Gregg from Night in the Woods asking if you're a, you know, homosexual

Conspiracy thought: Driver's hate bike lanes, not because they think it slows them down, but because they secretly like running over cyclists.

When you knit a gauge swatch several months back, but forgot to write down what needle size you used...

Still thinking about this stranger lady who reached for my coffee and asked if she could taste it while my wife and I were waiting to cross the street.

The part of cuddling before sleep where she starts getting hypnic jerks ☺️

Just gonna make my own parking spot riiiight here

Can't organize the piles of stuff because there's piles of stuff in the way of what you wanna organize

Guide to not doomscrolling: Don't scroll. Everything is just first post on the feed and log off.

Found one of @magicariot.com's stickers in the wild.