i 23 on the 28th…. getting beeg

i saw brie and i was like woah cheap if i bake this it will be such a good emotional investment of cheap cheese money. it was a wedge. and i am tupid

absolutely fucked off the neopets petpet market . were in a drought. im living off the consistency of warfs and tennas

dont let me be tipsy and listen to katamari on the rockd ok

theyre playing epic mariachi in the parking lot of the strip mall my weed store is in and i just heard a wicked grito # fuck yes

oh my god magdalena bay my forever band

really epic lab puppy at work today

Ast/er dancing wip cause ummm

Ast/er dancing wip cause ummm

i made a few jokes that aster would be a really good lawyer and then i remembered astarion was a shitty judge. pre everything au where they just hate each other

a really good way to keep morale up in deadlock is to talk in chat as the doorman

also there were some interpolations or. at the VERY least heavily inspired bits in many of the songs that she wouldve absolutely sued someone else for using without credit, and theyre so . blatant?

i cant believe youve made off like a bandit with some not even cool yet sabrina nachoes and this is what the people who like your music get. like youre fucking joking

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teddy having to come across busted siva nodes is so funny. oh thats gore. thats gore of my dad

so it turns out when you

did i already post these mohglets? oh well. look again. look my spy

oh last night i drew an aster binding some demons for a LEGITIMATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL . they are smiling cause they hooked a big’un

good evening oomfs:)

Aigiarn … surprisr:0

this solus fellow is NO good

#tavqotd what is your credit card number the expire date and the three numbers on the back

"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.

bro i got bit in the asscheek like 6 times today .

well .

ughghgh i wanna do more drk quests now that im playing again but im still getting my sea legs but now im TIRED !!!! Damn u i wan2 see sidurgu i know he and aigiarn will be coolguys i KNOW it

i tried to note big events in menzoberranzan/the world at large like from the war of the spider queen series/do urden books/forgotten realms at large along with the realistic duration of asters time at spider lady college

oh my god i found my fucking aster 180 years timeline

im working on a unique act 1 outfit like the rest of the cast for aster and im not done but id like to show u…. cos i think they are quite stylish

i gave aster a resurrect your dead brother plot but what if he got a mechanical body to possess….

im getting to shadowbringers now and oh my GOD asahi is such a little freak i love him

im working on a unique act 1 outfit like the rest of the cast for aster and im not done but id like to show u…. cos i think they are quite stylish

i sometimes giggle at aster remembering how the worm connection works with the entire group right before they accidentally expose their drow yuri past. i bet everyone heard the equivalent of a psionic shriek but it was just aster being embarrassed and trying fruitlessly to distract everyone

tavqotd if you saw aster lying like a limp noodle at the mouth of a cave would you kiss them sweetly or stomp them into a little purple mush

i think its brat forever for me. l. i just cant get over it and i will not. we can live forever

my first favorite oc was a little blue freak,, my second was a little purple freak, at some point i must make 1 little greeen freak to round them out

Aster City

I love to think about charisma as a stat as a sureness/awareness in ones self, outside of battle, aster gets comfort from being able to have that control in the setting around them in effectively gauging what it would take to convince or manipulate whoever could take the upper hand

you Got to be Quiete

#tavQOTD Because Drow in the underdark (and Menz specifically) are stratified by gender so intensely, Aster’s struggle with hiding their traditionally male arcane proficiency behind magic from an order that is doctrinally female + roguester were their first pushes away from drow hegemony

omg i realize since this is 18+ i can finally post aster boob!! huge

#tavqotd what does your tavs body look like From years of the bare minimum subsistence living and bear gryllsing it Aster is WIREY!!! they probably have tension in their ear muscles atp

some priestessters….

im poast old art ok…

#drow #drow #drowtav #drow #menzoberranzan #drow #art #drow

the stupid fucking aster popuko face kills meeeee

#bg3regencyweek i know its older but the fellas and i were talking about regency and i decided aster is your put upon mysterious barkeep who will gladly serve you some fucked up old victorian drink with some egg in it

hey.

you must listen to FOUR MINUTES ft JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE now