Neighbor, it is 12:08AM. Are you really moving a fucking drum set right now??

I volunteered to work a couple Sea Bags shifts this week, and a drunk guy literally punched out our front window almost as soon as I got there this afternoon.

An espresso got rung into the staff table around 9:30PM, so I made it. The servers then told me they had no idea where that came from, so I drank it myself. Turns out our saint of a dishwasher needed it (I made him another), but also I'll be awake for a while yet here.

The pastry chef at work made triple-cream brie, ice cream this week and it is out of this world good

Uh oh, bad restaurant dream

Raw dogging this bus to the mall, since my phone doesn't understand what wired headphones are today

Damn, this Count of Monte Cristo is SO GOOD. So much revenge, everyone looking great. Everybody must watch this on Masterpiece!

PROBLY FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

What if the only things I do anymore were going to work or going to sleep?

Knee says "rain's coming"

Why won't my Internet work

I was dreaming about eating a chocolate covered strawberry. It was so good.

Our last guests at the bar complimented my haircut, eyeglasses and "skincare routine" The routine is just having oily skin in a dimly lit restaurant

Midnight macaroni and cheese

Who the fuck gave my number to the politicians

Y'all up??

Fuck yes, 4+ nights/week as bar support! This is gonna rule

My anxiety has been at stratospheric heights for days on end, and I have next to no appetite because of it (seriously, I'm working entire restaurant shifts on ≤1 Clif Bar). But I just had the idea for a loaded potato omelette and managed to talk myself into making/eating at least one meal today.

Tequila, chicken sammie, new Count of Monte Cristo. Very little else good at the moment, but at least I have this.

Overheard in Portland, ME: I don't even feel that cold anymore! It might have been because I ate all those ice cubes... Believe it or not.

I got to bar back tonight and it was the most fun I've had at work (any work) in ages! Fuck serving, lemme pour wine and polish glassware. I'm happy as a clam.

Oh, how right I was

I am a fool every day. Today will be no different.

Took a disco nap, ate a big salad (my favorite thing), gonna drink gin until it's time for Liz and I to wreck everyone at trivia Restaurant opens tomorrow!

I learned how to use an espresso machine this morning! In related news, I've also drunk a lot of espresso this morning!

I had a dream last night where I fell in love at first sight. Unfortunately the beautiful woman my subconscious met was a performance artist and every single thing about her perfect persona, was a lie.

I'm doing wine homework, but the kind that involves spreadsheets rather than glasses

We tasted the food menu today, and holy shit is it good. Any of y'all like French food and are free next Wednesday night?

I dreamt that I lost my coat, but then someone left me a lot of money. My keys were in the coat though.

I think I'm about to cross the threshold of worrying about my new job. Like, I've already done it so much ahead of time, I'll be calm by the time the restaurant opens next week.

Lol, the first episode where Don runs away to California he tells a 21-y-o character that he's 36 Time for me to run away California (well, long past time)

I nearly forgot my pearls this morning! Boy would THAT have been embarrassing!

I bought one of the Russell Stover Dubai chocolate Easter eggs this morning, and I regret to inform you but it did rule. I will buy whatever remaining stock is discounted after the holiday.

🎶🎶 I was gonna go to bed early, but then I got ANXIOUS

Lol at Indeed for suggesting I apply for the job I literally already have

The second piece of chicken is turning Japanese with sushi rice, cabbage salad and sauce. Last night's plate was good, but this is EXCELLENT.

Oh, and the nice man at Sun Market wants us to know they will have vegetable kimbap at the counter Friday and Saturday! I got onigiri today but have to work all day tomorrow...

Just sos ya know, the P̶r̶o̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶N̶a̶m̶e̶ Pretty Great Spelling Bee is THIS Saturday night at SPACE Gallery. Petty Crocker and defending champion Word Ferguson will be there to compete, hopefully against old friends such as The Word Wizard and Tipsy Hedren! (You'll definitely want to see my apron too)

Read my book and have a beer at the bar, or stay in and watch Bridgerton??

Dry-brining chicken thighs for a schnitzel/katsu experiment...

I've been standing around the shite laundromat with the useless manager for 30-40 minutes now, while she waits for an incredibly un-prompt maintenance guy to (maybe?) show up and fix the machine that is holding my clothes hostage.

Further proof that god is real: Japanese selvedge in my cut, color and size from the Levi's outlet for $66 (these are like $300 jeans). Like, holy shit.

I had to make too many phone calls earlier and now I'm too exhausted to make supper

Feeling some big Dante Hicks energy this morning...

I got to see the Paddy's Parade for the first time (ever?) today because it went by the shop and our coworker was driving the company truck in it. All parades should be 35% labor unions and at least 3% (gay) women's contact sports; ranking of Saint Patricks to immediately follow:

Love to spill a quart of pickle juice all over the kitchen floor so I can clean it up instead of prepping stuff for dinner and having dry socks before work

I had a Big Day today and I'm fucking terrified of the future and I'm tired and I don't want to go to sleep because the future starts happening when I wake up

Where does anyone shop for basic women's clothing these days? I need to buy camisoles and plain white shirts for my new job and I don't actually know how to dress like a normal person

I just swept literal POUNDS of sand up from INSIDE my building. There's no point in vacuuming my apartment, if it's just going to instantly get tracked back in from the stairs. I don't think the guy below me has EVER moved his doormat before. Maybe the property manager will vacuum the halls soon...

Somehow both tired, and not? Like, I know I should go to bed but I don't really feel like it