Next up: JRR Tolkien’s Smurves.

1) Walt Simonson’s run on Thor is the high point for all comics writing. 2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.

My next boy band will be called “Jungian Bratwurst.”

1. Lemma 1: Lemmy is God. 2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God. 3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. 4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.

for sale: One Sampo. $1500. price is firm. No negotiation. I don’t know what I’ve got.

A commission for @gojirorob.bsky.social who asked for an #animalcrossing styled Puli dog, in a kilt 🩷 #jyinxeart

TONIGHT AT THE CIVIC CENTRE. PRAIRIE CARBON SEQUESTRATION. WITH SUPPORTING ARTIST THE PUMPKIN FUNK.

From the works of T. Kingfisher: ““And where they got the tactical nuke from, I have never been able to learn.””

You know you want it.

Yes, we have no bananas.

A TINY GUY was on top of my recycling bin!

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man.

Ed Balls.

Yes, I will take advantage of AI to read about how Ennio Morricone could take Eminem three falls out of four. Shockingly, Copilot did not then continue into Rule 34 territory.

And then I says to him, I says “BOOM, baby!”

A while back, I worked at a fairly large semi-governmental organization. The space I’d been given had a collection of books from the sixties left in it … old technical manuals and the like. I let them gather dust while I was there. (Continued…)

LET US ALL CELEBRATE blockclubchicago.org/2025/08/08/2...

are you now, or have you ever been, bringing in the funk and the noize?

The elephant is screaming. The dwarf is screaming. The elephant is on fire. The dwarf is on fire.

@davekellett.bsky.social hey, were you the person who sold “English: it’s what happens if you put three Dutch people in a trench coat with a French dictionary” shirts? (rough approximation of the text.) I believe mine has been kidnapped by relatives, and need either a replacement or revenge.

It menaces with spikes of bread.

Grand piano Reed and pipe organ Glockenspiel Bass guitar Double-speed guitar Two slightly distorted guitars Mandolin Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar Plus, tubular bells

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.

So I film the ants on the sidewalk Contemplating death and decay Nihilism's strong, but I must go on It’s darkness in the USA Yeahhhhh, it’s darkness in the USA Herzog’s here in the USA

As the executor of Mr. Muldoon's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Muldoon's Last Will And Testament.

Lil’ Totoro vs Ponyo. Bar fight. Who’d win?

This just in: The Bloodhound Gang misrepresented the Discovery Channel.

Next up, Kid Rock.

It is sad that we will never get David Lynch’s Cannonball Run reboot.

The high point of all music produced by mankind? “Ghost Town”, by the Specials.

Have you been mauled by a kinkajou? You may be eligible for a cacomistle.

I have made it further (even measured by percentage of the total length of the work) into War and Peace than I have managed for Gravity’s Rainbow.

Bloody ask me before putting product in my hair.

The desert moans, the vultures wheel, Deep in the heart of Herzog Existence bends beneath fate's heel, Deep in the heart of Herzog The jungle sweats, the silence stings, Deep in the heart of Herzog A thousand dreams eat other things, Deep in the heart of Herzog

Well, won’t be buying Subnautica 2, then. www.msn.com/en-nz/gaming...

Zbrush and Scrivener's icon's are too damn similar in the dock. It is now my plan track down the Pixologic icon designer and huck them into the St. Lawrence Seaway.

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

Barbecue is allowed to be sold from an actively hazardous building constructed entirely out trash found by the dude of the road. Nobody else. Just barbecue.

The Phrase of the Day is ‘Low VOC BBL.’ ‘Low VOC BBL.’

The thing that gets me is just how unutterably stupid he is.

Okay. Is it just me, or does Denis Villeneuve have a recurring misogyny element in his movies? I mean, Blade Runner 2049 had a LOT of torture of women in it, Dune turned Jessica from a badass secret agent to a helpless mom crying at the door…

Dawg.

Are YOU a broken man on a Halifax pier? If so, you may be entitled to compensation!

One of the proudest moments of my life is when I impressed a man who wrote under the name of “Gharlane of Eddore” on the ol’ rec.arts.sf.written newsgroup by posting these four words: guanine, adenine, cytosine, thiotimoline.

Hungarian corded dog breeds + heavy rain + dirt = ?

You know, I’m not 100% sure that this Ring camera is working. It’s been seven days and I’m not dead yet.

Yes?

There is only one fundamental truth of the cosmos: the Dave Matthews Band is evidence for the existence of Azathoth.

Destroy all monsters.

It is my hope to one day have enough followers that I can waltz into a local restaurant and demand *free ice water*.