One thing I’ve learned through all of this stuff with the Charlie Kirk shooter is that I’m less terminally online than I thought. Had to Google what a “groyper” is this morning.

33% chance that 2026 5th Round pick traded is the one from the Falcons which would officially end the Carson Wentz trade tree

Hey all, if you're a Philly sports fan, I would really appreciate it if you took a few minutes to fill out this survey I made. It's going to help with some content I'm doing soon, likely man-on-the-street interviews down at the Bank. Hope you enjoy my questions! forms.gle/enbMMCLnhsW7...

In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So… “…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”

Sellout

What a crowd for a Tuesday night in August

Fun fact: Harrison Bader was promised to the Phillies 3000 years ago

Phillies #12 prospect and a guy outside our Top 30 Feels a bit steep, but it’s been a sellers market this year. Gotta pay a premium. Holding onto Crawford, Nori, and Rincones (who I thought was gone) is a small win

At Camden Yards

It would be really funny if Pete Rose is in the Epstein files

I think this would be cool actually

Tell me if I’m wrong but doesn’t Trump have to provide evidence that the story isn’t true if this is the case

“Sneaky athleticism” dogwhistle final boss

There are people out there that think the best lightsaber color is blue and that makes me sad

That Embiid article is easily the best piece of sports journalism I think I’ve ever read

If you told me in April that the Phillies would be clinging to a 1/2 game lead over the Mets at the AS Break, I’d be a bit surprised, but only because I had expected the Mets to hold a slight lead. Now, if you told me that the Marlins were in 3rd place? I would’ve accused you of blasphemy.

Well, that’s a nice reminder that Papelbon sucks

Thank you bizzaro Pol Pot

6-leg hit parlay just hit

Something about these two stores being next to each other is hilarious to me

I’ll take this mindset even further, if we don’t resign Schwarber and don’t get some new corner outfielders, expect a Braves/Orioles type of collapse.

So after a disastrous half inning, we decide to put Max Lazar against Manny Machado? What a disaster.

The Yankees play baseball like I play MLB The Show

You didn't hear it from me, but tune into Mariners @ Yankees

So does NBCSP not like Ruben? That trivia question was so targeted lmao

Sixers Matisse Thybulle jerseys are on clearance on Fanatics

DFA Romano

Post notifications are here? Awesome, now I'll know just when @jeffpasan.bsky.social bombs automatically.

Come on do something

Update, went 6-0! Both games I had comebacks. Game 5 I was down 4-0 after 5 innings, but came back and won 9-5. Game 6 I was down 3-0 after 1 inning. Slowly got back into it, trailing 4-3 before putting 3 up in the bottom of the 6th to lead 6-4. Added insurance in the 7th and he quit in the 8th.

Currently 4-0 in Weekend Classic after making all 4 of my opponents rage quit

Things I’m celebrating today: - 20 years of service time for Justin Verlander - Phillies debut at Shibe Park - Nolan Ryan’s 3000th strikeout - Dave Righetti’s no-hitter - Mickey Mantle’s 300th home run

“How bad is the OBBB?”

I’ve woken up to a rare Brian Fitzpatrick W, that’s my representative!

Happy LOLMETS day to all those who observe

The Brooklyn Nets were promised two Jewish basketball players 3000 years ago

Can someone check on TACO

Feels like a smart buy... right?

The GOAT of #NoKings signs?

America's made it clear: #NoKings!

These texts from my girlfriend really hit me hard. Crazy what some time and dedication towards improving your life can do. Down 60 lbs this year.

First time I’ve heard the new AutoMix feature was a transition between Poppy and Face To Face… and it was cooking

With Apple Sports in my Live Activities, I think its funny how they use Mick Abel's real first name, McLean. I keep seeing that McLean Abel throws a strike and do a double take

the Uber CEO tells Trump his company supports the MAGA reconciliation bill (that will strip millions of healthcare and food support)

The rumored “Battery Intelligence” in Battery settings #iOS26

The best lockscreen album art I’ve found, a short thread 🧵