I knew he still had it. Of course he still has it. But… it’s just getting silly now, Leo.

How can an offside check take this long?!? Seemed offside to my naked eye but checking it should take a minute.

Who is responsible for this masterpiece?

"My popularity is none of your concern. I suggest you focus on yours.” --Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni

Before the match, the pundits ruled out a 2002-like 8-0 drubbing of Saudi Arabia. Spain have a point to prove and the players to prove it. I wouldn’t be so quick to rule it out.

Seeing Likavokic’s heroics, it’s hard to fathom Grbic is Croatian 😉

I still dream of a ref who’ll blow the whistle either just before or just after that flippin’ countdown… ⚽️

Today’s reminder that there is no such thing as an easy match in international football is brought to you by Germany. Although, to be fair, they conceded more goals against Curaçao than England did in their entire qualifying campaign… 🙃

Island Envy: We heard there is a small island off the coast of Italy with 4 million Sicillion inhabitants. That’s the biggest number we have ever heard!

And there it is - the game of four quarters. But heaven forbid we stop the clock. Or do so for VAR checks. Let’s keep letting the officials have to work it out.

National anthems time. Can’t wait for Spain to play and all the R4m€r$ criticising them for not singing their national anthem. 😉

My “Ultra lean” at the end of GUCR 2022. If you think the lean is bad, consider this: I had no idea I was leaning in the slightest. 😂

Can someone remind me why players crowd the referee when a decision is being reviewed by VAR? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is it me - or is that some of the worst lip-synching in years?!? #clfinal

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That’s one way of putting it…

Here’s a thought: assign Hearts the win. That’s a pitch invasion.

Much as I respect another phenomenal job by Martin O’Neill, a sad day for football.

Decent match, that Champions’ League 3rd/4th final. Looking forward to the main course tomorrow night. 😉

From Saturday, as the 3pm kick-offs came to a close. Kudos to Google for working out on the back of “who have sheff” that I was after a reminder as to which team managed the remarkable fear of losing to the S6 massive this season.

Both teams conceding within seconds. That may well be the 2026 version of the Sheffield Double.

Can’t believe McBurnie’s not been sent off. I’m not watching the match and I’m not inferring there’s any reason he should have been, I just can’t believe he’s not got himself sent off yet. #sufc #bsblades

This really shouldn’t be as remarkable a statement as it is… but I’ll take anything right now.

If Trump follows through with his wilder and increasingly concerning threats, Keir Starmer must immediately recall Parliament. The Prime Minister must also withdraw US access to UK bases now. This is a grave and era-defining moment for the world.

@garethsefton.bsky.social I finished the Spanish course about a year ago and am not making progress with my German: I’ll make do with my conversational level of the latter and spend time reading “Marca” and “La Vanguardia” 😁

Somebody somewhere is probably saying: “But we could still mek t’playoffs”. Clue: it ain’t me.

Saw the headline. Was shocked that the former Chelsea, Liverpool etc. man would return to playing but with a headline that includes “Chinese pro team” you make allowances. Was even more shocked when I saw the photo. 🙃

It’s what @runnerblades.bsky.social do…

Big Ange for Spurs? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Love this: Haaland donates £100,000 Viking book to home town

At an airport with time to spare before my flight. Amazing that there are so many planespotters in the world when you can spend 10’ at Arrivals watching relatives hug their loved ones as they appear from beyond the sliding doors, or even just waiting with balloons and flowers…

60 years later and the problem is worse than ever.

I wish this had aged more badly than it has…

When I flew out from a long weekend in Italy to surprise my parents just in time before it turned into the longest weekend ever… I first heard the word ‘Coronavirus’ whilst over there… Patient 0 had not long run the HM in my parents’ town… …I’ll never fathom how folk there got masks so quickly!!!

How many subeds are preparing to run with “Arsenal mock Tudor”?

United’s execs just praying Chrissy behaves in the interviews… 😂

You could have fooled me… …just because one bloke walked on water wearing sandals… 😂😉

His dad who was Finance Director at the English Electric Cooker Company and Managing Director of Cannon Industries? His dad, whose startup company went on to turnover millions and who privately educated his son?

Whether or not I agree with him, I’ve always found Mourinho smart. But if he thinks Eusebio being Benfica’s greatest ever player disproves any Benfica player could ever say anything racist… …all he’s doing is making me think Vinicius heard correctly.

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

Have the “I wish #Springsteen hadn’t SUDDENLY got political” messages hit the airwaves yet? #landofhopeanddreamstour #nokings

And that three years before Jimmy Muir’s debut…

Perspective… that’s why you can’t compare #BM100 to anything else…

You’d be forgiven for thinking swfc’s raison d’être is to deny Bannan the chance to ever play in the EPL…

Can’t recall ever signing up. No idea what they’re about. Will try to unsubscribe. The overwhelming majority of the emails I receive are spam. Unsubscribing may or may not help. Worth a go.

Classic “parkrun is fun” shot… 😂

The surname lends itself perfectly to yorkshireisation… Jacob Elordi: I practised my Northern accent in the bath

Just when it looked like we’d go through the season without a Man City midfielder on loan… we extended the streak 👍 #blueskyblades #sufc #doesanyonebotherwithhashtagsonhere