...and Tiny Tim, who COULD NOT die, and stalks the land even to this day,

Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

East coast, I like your style but it's too early out here. 9am shouldn't be happening at 6am, you should try having it be a few hours later over here.

Actually, Frankenstein was the *director*

I forgot how good pan's labyrinth is, dang

It's amazing that you can do war crimes to broccoli and it still rocks. Perfect vegetable.

Now that I've seen crank and crank 2 I'm a different person. These movies would've changed me more if I saw them when they came out, but I'm still a different person now that I've seen them.

[spinning my nunchucks around my torso] I don't know how to stop... help me, please

s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2 has been earnestly amazing, some of the best side quests I've seen in games in years. Also I've seen several NPCs light up their PDA and smoke it

I will vote for anyone who promises to outlaw that thing where hold music stops and then a voice comes on to tell you you're still on hold

In a place that's playing imagine dragons and I regret to inform the jury that I still think radioactive sounds pretty good

A Friday the 13th/Final Destination crossover where people keep dying before Jason can get to them and he gets frustrated

If you study my martial art to mastery, you will learn the ability to taste food with your fingers. Not very useful for fighting, but all the good secret techniques were taken already

you miss 100% of the shots you don't hit

There should be a law that when I'm required to use an apple computer, I'm allowed to put an ice pick through the screen after

But then... what an I supposed to do with all these invites I've been hoarding?

Beat saber might be the best video game ever made

Hedonism this, hedonism that, where's the shedonism? the the theydonism?

Excited to get started not posting here too!