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nasty, brutish, and short she/her
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the Incredible Sulk
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me: ooh a new history book that everyone is talking about. i had better get that my poor bedraggled e-reader, with a TBR list overflowing the first page: now listen up asshole,
about 6 hours ago
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none of these words are in mishnah
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about 8 hours ago
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the LEAFS??
about 9 hours ago
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i have the 19th most commits on the monolith at my company π i've only been here four years πππ
about 18 hours ago
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me: what a nice day! time to walk to the train station and go to the office MBTA: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a disabled train at Single Tracked Core Station. Trains will stand by at stations. me:
about 20 hours ago
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if these mfs go to overtime on a work night I'm gonna be ripshit
1 day ago
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one of my favorite silly Cornell hockey things is everyone yelling at 1:05 left in the period "HEY, TIMEKEEPER, HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT" just in time for the one minute remaining PA announcement
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smart watch heart rate alert ass team
about 2 months ago
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it's nice out
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tired: learning German from Duolingo wired: learning German from Rammstein inspired: learning German from Schubert
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Micah McCurdy
1 day ago
"I do find myself saying 'Go Birds' to people from time to time." is relatable content for anyone who spends time on the internet.
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oh man I am missing out on this Colorado-Minnesota series eh
2 days ago
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why is Local Grocery Store so much more of a zoo on Sundays than Saturdays. all of these people cannot be going to shul
3 days ago
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assuming this is a basketball post: :) assuming this is a hockey post: :(
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3 days ago
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the sixers??
3 days ago
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playing party in the USA at the Fleet game = cancelled forever
3 days ago
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ok if both of my teams are going to do this perhaps the right move is to get off the couch and put the games on one quarter of one screen each and go and play a video game
3 days ago
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lol that didn't take long
3 days ago
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Jerry Chen
3 days ago
tired: ADD wired: ADHD inspired: AD4K
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frankel!
3 days ago
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ducks and golden knights is a giant meteor series if I've ever seen one
4 days ago
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twelve forty seven AM. the perfect time for a cat to invent a new sort of Cat Sound
4 days ago
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love to hate da mets babey let's not go mets
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4 days ago
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Kim Kelly
4 days ago
Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.
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LMAO apparently Rasmus Ristolainen is leading the Flyers in points in this playoffs??
5 days ago
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my cat has begun using the 'fix-this' meow normally reserved for the presence of ants to lead me to the living room and complain about the absence of food
5 days ago
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FULL FLEET AHEAD
5 days ago
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ahahaha let's fucking go
5 days ago
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ALINA MΓLLER
5 days ago
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I think Jill Saulnier deserves a Gordie Howe hat trick
5 days ago
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also. it rules that the PWHL is running advertisements for Plan B
5 days ago
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bro you cannot keep doing bad defensive penalties. you will have no defenders left
5 days ago
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on ice reporter: not a lot of time 5-on-5, but -
5 days ago
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lmao @ the angry retirement age lesbian yelling at the Ottawa goaltender for tripping Alina MΓΌller
5 days ago
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the Incredible Sulk
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5 days ago
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aerin frankel is so god damn good
5 days ago
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violence :(
5 days ago
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violence!!
5 days ago
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Boston Fleet make one (1) zone entry onside challenge (difficulty level impossible)
5 days ago
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now that the hockey is over it is time for More Hockey
5 days ago
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local MX-5, pre Mazda brand refresh, with vanity plate IRUN
6 days ago
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THEY DID IT
6 days ago
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MY FUCKING POWER WENT OUT
6 days ago
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also they're striping the road outside my house and it's so loud
6 days ago
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scream!!!
6 days ago
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bro you had an empty fucking net
6 days ago
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let's do all the extremely vulgar anti ref chants. Mike Schaefer be damned
6 days ago
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oh for fucks sake
6 days ago
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I would like to wish Evgeni Malkin a very retire bitch
6 days ago
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