me: ooh a new history book that everyone is talking about. i had better get that my poor bedraggled e-reader, with a TBR list overflowing the first page: now listen up asshole,

none of these words are in mishnah

the LEAFS??

i have the 19th most commits on the monolith at my company 🙃 i've only been here four years 🙃🙃🙃

me: what a nice day! time to walk to the train station and go to the office MBTA: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a disabled train at Single Tracked Core Station. Trains will stand by at stations. me:

🙃

if these mfs go to overtime on a work night I'm gonna be ripshit

one of my favorite silly Cornell hockey things is everyone yelling at 1:05 left in the period "HEY, TIMEKEEPER, HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT" just in time for the one minute remaining PA announcement

smart watch heart rate alert ass team

it's nice out

tired: learning German from Duolingo wired: learning German from Rammstein inspired: learning German from Schubert

"I do find myself saying 'Go Birds' to people from time to time." is relatable content for anyone who spends time on the internet.

oh man I am missing out on this Colorado-Minnesota series eh

why is Local Grocery Store so much more of a zoo on Sundays than Saturdays. all of these people cannot be going to shul

assuming this is a basketball post: :) assuming this is a hockey post: :(

the sixers??

playing party in the USA at the Fleet game = cancelled forever

ok if both of my teams are going to do this perhaps the right move is to get off the couch and put the games on one quarter of one screen each and go and play a video game

lol that didn't take long

tired: ADD wired: ADHD inspired: AD4K

frankel!

ducks and golden knights is a giant meteor series if I've ever seen one

twelve forty seven AM. the perfect time for a cat to invent a new sort of Cat Sound

love to hate da mets babey let's not go mets

Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.

LMAO apparently Rasmus Ristolainen is leading the Flyers in points in this playoffs??

my cat has begun using the 'fix-this' meow normally reserved for the presence of ants to lead me to the living room and complain about the absence of food

FULL FLEET AHEAD

ahahaha let's fucking go

ALINA MÜLLER

I think Jill Saulnier deserves a Gordie Howe hat trick

also. it rules that the PWHL is running advertisements for Plan B

bro you cannot keep doing bad defensive penalties. you will have no defenders left

on ice reporter: not a lot of time 5-on-5, but -

lmao @ the angry retirement age lesbian yelling at the Ottawa goaltender for tripping Alina Müller

the Incredible Sulk

aerin frankel is so god damn good

violence :(

violence!!

Boston Fleet make one (1) zone entry onside challenge (difficulty level impossible)

now that the hockey is over it is time for More Hockey

local MX-5, pre Mazda brand refresh, with vanity plate IRUN

THEY DID IT

MY FUCKING POWER WENT OUT

also they're striping the road outside my house and it's so loud

scream!!!

bro you had an empty fucking net

let's do all the extremely vulgar anti ref chants. Mike Schaefer be damned

oh for fucks sake

I would like to wish Evgeni Malkin a very retire bitch