@yourkickstartersucks.com he did it

Hillary Clinton -> Go Away

If this is you name and you’re in this situation, you gotta say “Michael Jordan. Chicago Bulls”

Bey, if you’re riding F1 around like that, you’re just asking for one of them things to go flyin

4 questions in on my only time talking to Gemini and I got it to admit *he admit it gif*

Sources say the Senator left the premises muttering, “Fee-fi-fo-fum, fee-fi-fo-fum…”

I know it’s been said before, but is there a Sirhan Sirhan Jr.?

This dude is one of the sleaziest dumb guys out there. “4-5 thousand people watching robotic arms”. Glad we are open about guns because I’ll get a chance to find the best one to fit in my mouth

“People telling me I’m wrong is censorship” -Marc Egg

Really hope I get a chance to see Ms. Goebbels behind bars. What an absolute nutty bitch

Of course that’s what happened. How hard is it to understand that they staged that shit? Why does it take almost two days to produce him to be seen, and then all of the sudden he shows up in fresh jeans, a polo, and a fitted?

How the fuck do you get to this level in business by being the pissiest bitch in the room? afraid of a rolled up newspaper?

The dude is from Hayward. The reason the town exists is because rich people have their cabins there. Dude probably saw a train for the first time when he was on Real World.

Way too many people told this dipshit he was a genius and now he can’t handle pushback. Get fucked, breh

dead-eyed psycho

“I wasn’t involved in it. I was only told by…and the other people weren’t involved at all” lol hilarious “trying to get out of it” skills

Someone got a thesaurus for their birthday.

You dumb old bitch. Do you have any idea how the internet works at all? Do you know how to go to a website? My ma doesn’t, she just clicks the Facebook app on her phone and thinks that’s “internet”

Oh shit! We got shirts, yall!!! I’m sure that’ll change things. Clowns

If you got milk delivered as a child, you should not be in power in the year 2025

Lol, it’s so pathetic. He (or one of his staffers) goes and cries to a mag. Goddamn jellyfish man😂

“I’m happy to invest” = “ya might do some good things, but I’m going to get my nut either way" billionaires are incapable of doing truly good things, that’s how they became billionaires. Stepping on necks and fucking people over = $$$

So funny to watch this first minute and half and compare it to now. Zach would go hoarse probably

This would make sense if it was said by an executive of one of those Japanese blowjob machine companies

balatro joker ass fit

Drinking iced tea because I live in the south now. Dog wants some, but she can’t have some because she’s a dog and she hasn’t finished her Fresca.

Rip to a stonecold legend and the only person I ever asked for and autograph.

Alan jackson you wise as hell