Hello! Shift change, I will now be staring at you until next shift change!

bunny🐇

Oops it broke...

What a great ornament! I love this and also it’s terrifying.

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"

Enjoy this unsolicited picture of my nut sack

Corgi: Why do you eat so fast? We have plenty of time. Me: Blank stare and memory tape plays "YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES AND 20 MINUTES TO ENJOY MY FINE NAVY CHOW" "DUDE DON'T YOU HAVE OOD?" "FIRE FIRE FIRE CLASS BRAVO FIRE IN MER2" Me: "I don't know why corgi love. You gonna eat that brebstick?"

WE EATIN DOWN AT THE SQUALLID GARTEN W000

So much calamari

Gibs a piece of dried mango

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

I would like to be adopted, please 🥹

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you. Isadora Duncan

It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.

Gawd I'm so tired of "OMFG EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS SHOCKING REPORT ABOUT (WHATEVER) KLIK HERE NAO" Fucking pay wall. 😡

I want to get one and see if it will talk durty to me 👉👈 #DontYouJudgeMe

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

Feral Tor versus the gingerbread house #furryart

A little Christmas poem 🐾🎄

You know what would go well with this... DICKENS CIDER. Especially hot Ask your mom. I bet she loves a hot Dickens Cider.

Binky

Bittersweet bun thought: Every time I hear "Have yourself A Merry little Christmas" I remember my freshman year of high school. And my band director who had a PhD in trombone performance...and he played for us. 1/2

Black Phillip lovin' his coffee. #art #goat #BlackPhillip #witch #horror

DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE NEW "LASSIE" APP! Its a dog 🐶

Oh to be whapped in the face by winter vixen floof. 👉👈

Doorbell rang this morning and I opened the door. I got punched in the face by a 6ft beetle 🪲. Apparently there is a bad bug going around

My cats will still wreck that binch 😼😼😼

We were going to ask it "If it's legal to shoot non-combatants stranded in the ocean" But we erred on caution due to my CAC being stuffed into the machine.

connecting ameowrica!

Just go to Comic Sans and get it over with

Nothing beats a nice, warm ✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨

*Runs in a circle yelling CHRISTMAS IS CARNAGE *

🐰🤩EEEEEEE🤩🐰

They actually sent a alert on NMCI about this (Navy internet) *pressed DELETE*

This French commercial has more emotion and story potential than most of American animation this year

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I Saw Three Ships (come sailing in on Christmas Day) youtu.be/-82Fi-AYRTw?...

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"And afterwards, we can go make HECK behind FOXMART"

absolution

🎵LA LA LAA LALA LA LAA LA LA LAA LALA LA LAA🎵

Inspired by Dance (I) by Henri Matisse

Tales of faraway lands 🐰✨ #art

What Admiral Bradley testified to clearly says the military no longer stands for freedom.

lil bunnytaur sketch I did while hanging out at the con! I really gotta get back to doing more of these sometime soon, they are so fun