>woke up a couple hours earlier than usual >dog enters from the other room >makes eye contact for a couple seconds >leaves what was she going to do chat

i have yet to write a sentence of academy hugh's analysis, so in my deeply disturbed rationale i bear personal responsibility for the streets being so misinformed...

me witnessing my gay little primarina hard-counter every meta master league legendary: the siren call of the sea... it truly is something wonderful

communicæte or let fear paralyze you. why yes, the void is quite the comfort

My dear shadow...

Ammy is here!

Thread 🧵 on Pokémon Masters EX version 2.62. This is a preliminary assessment based on datamined information to determine the pull value of new pairs.

she is megajoshing tf out

It's been a little over a year since the creation of my penguin guy and all I can say is that a sona does wonders to your mental

Little spintail lure guy going bass fishing

a post #eldenring #blaidd #art #digitalart

The silver lining to working on a holiday is that traffic is soooo smooth and painless. I'd enjoy the timeline where I survive the Thanos snap honestly

No matter the shitmon there is always a niche metagame where it has a chance to shine: Stunfisk in Go, Garbodor in Masters, Skitty in Mystery Dungeon... and I think that's beautiful

Niantic is pushing the Spidops agenda so hard we are going to see a variation of these posts in the next regionals

nap so good it felt like i skipped a cutscene into the following day

This place is genuinely trying to freak me out man

COMMITMENT SELF-REFLECTION CHANGE OoooooOOOoooOoooo so scary 👻

Wow hello Mr. Lincoln it's a pleasure to meet you! Haha why are you pointing a wooden stake in my general direction?

It should be legal to #strangle clients who hold you up for 1 hour and 30 minutes after closing time

After a week of pre-planning and 12 days of event I was able to beat my Legendary Gauntlet PB (180 -> 240)! I learned so much on how to smoothen the process and I'm very happy to have gone above my goal of 200. Top 20 next time?

the real terror is the volume of timeline i have to catch up with ooooOoooOOOO 👻

good news: i have time to post again! bad news: i have time to post again

You could say I'm a bit of a... heh... sicko *spreads peanut butter on my pancakes*

A big moth woke me up by flapping its wings against the curtain. I could lift the curtain and open the window to set it free but then I risk being "attacked." Grown ass man btw

Insane phone call from my sister I just got: "hey we are stuck in this game called hollow knight can you come help us"

Hah! Almost time for Halloween ha ha! Don't come to my house or else I'll suck your d-💥 Spooky lad by the very talented @smackerino.bsky.social 🐧🧛

It's going to be a good day when the first pancake comes out cooked perfectly 🥞

perusing the weretober hashtag for buff men like a housewife looking for recipes

Eidos just gave me 5 units I wanted in a single pull session. PoMa would NEVER

I never felt as much rage as when I saw someone push online discourse with a Lufia screenshot but they misattributed the source as Lufia II... YOU GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF MY OLD RPGS...

Thread 🧵 on Pokémon Masters EX version 2.61. This is a preliminary assessment based on datamined information to help determine the new pairs' pull value.

feeling the whimsy because i got to talk with an old friend. smiling like a fool even

can't say anything now... because of wokies

Dopamine courses through me

being a decent person is really not that difficult. you should give empathy a try, it'll improve your health tenfold

tragic: person you looked up to got milkshake duck'd

veni, vidi, vici www.reddit.com/r/PokemonMas...

Finished commission for @trigris.bsky.social ! I love drawing gators and crocs❤️

Guardian

Ok, which one of you owns this laptop

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

My anniversary pulls were full of bangers such as 1/5 Variety Guzma as the sole limited off my 100 tickets. Magnanimous ASS of a month ☺️

NOOOOO!!! After everything we've been through... If you love someone you have to let them go Mr. Stone

I love translating posts from japanese oomfs because their speech patterns haven't been poisoned by irony or the internet's cruelty. They're wholly genuine and it's a delight

Anhelo la felicidad que sienten mis vecinos al bailar tecnocumbia a todo volumen cuando es hora de dormir

"The world is tearing at the seams," I say. "This empire's time has come and we will all fall to ruin..." I lament as I carve my linocut of Blaidd at my GalaxyCon Des Moines table.

bro is a charge blade main

me on my way to work on four hours of sleep with a cold while there are roadworks all over

Morning magenta

tired doggy resting after a long hike 💤 #furry #furryart #art