I love a good Dracula movie after Christmas

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Yeah, I was on Google Plus. No, I didn’t play “dnd” on it. Just stared at empty circles like most people.

car in woods

YO! GRAB DIS NOW!

Fake game lore books are everywhere and identical now—washed-out pixels. One cool aesthetic strip-mined to beige slop.

This is the coolest megadungeon nobody’s brave (or insane) enough to run yet—grab it before the crab king sees you.

2026 challenge dont read games

THE HYPERMALL IS REAL. IT CAN AND WILL HURT YOU. (Pics from the printer - it's not in my hands yet. Soon.)

more books should have blurbs that say “this writer is definitely funded”

Looking NASNAS-TY!

I’m in Fraggle Rock right now, sitting in some damp tunnel with the Fraggles, passing around whatever radish hooch they’ve got brewing, getting fucked up until I decide to videotape myself beating the living shit out of every big Muppet who ever messed with them.

If anyone is looking for a good himbo snowman movie I recommend Hot Frosty on Netflix, it’s hilarious

i remember when TNN used to have a country line dancing show that competed against MTV's the Grind

If anyone wants to be friends on Letterboxd, that would be chill boxd.it/cGdLH

The Harbor Freight in Kerrville, Texas is, I believe, a sacred place, full of angels. From the moment I walk in, I am swaddled in the warmth of its cozy embrace. Whether it's light ball-busting with an employee, or a simple remark on the weather, THESE are the tools I truly seek.

The new Osgood Perkins movie, Keeper, was genuinely painful to watch—I’ve never been more bored!

Action movie where a car like this chases me around town for an hour and half trying to run me over.

Envisioned going to heaven/paradise as a process where, post-death, you climb a staircase for a year straight while the closing/fade-out riff in ‘Im Broken’ by Pantera plays on loop.

this is my politics

mumblecore christmas movies that actually kinda rule if you’re trying to feel something without feeling too much: - lost holiday - happy christmas - baltimorons - happiest season - white reindeer - christmas, again

Making a small, ornate placard to place on the bar that says, 'Kindly refrain from ordering while Dimebag is solo-ing.'

Anytime anyone tries to elicit advice from me at the bar now I just say, 'tell (person they're complaining about) to shut the fuck up.'

RIP Frank Gehry.

The perfect Christmas card doesn’t exi-

TTRPG book opens with “how to use this book” and I’m already throwing it across the room–am I the only one?

the system vs adventure ttrpg debate must really hit hard if you were a former gifted kid

I would rather watch Troll 2 than Frankenstein, and I watched Frankenstein.

after i read this i ate a sandwich and thought about OSR. the sandwich was dry. the OSR is also dry. i rolled a d6 to see if i understand OSR. it came up 1. i died. now i get it.

the best album of 1995

Just realized Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Dante's Inferno are the same story.

I just realized my hometown pawnshop sent me a birthday text with a 20% discount code. Question now is stolen chainsaw or a slightly modified AR sold for rent money?

Starting my mumblecore Christmas movie marathon with White Reindeer today.

green and brass is probably the best color combination

The best rock music is nu metal and the golden era of film was the 2000s.

Well, what was supposed to be a touch up, turned into an hours long makeover, lol! Feeling pleased. Analog tools: ink, gouache, watercolor

The Chair Company is the real True Detective.

Find me at PAX this weekend

man, nothing tops animated pizza that cheese pull hnnng

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Top five film genres: -BLASTFORCE VOL. 1: BADASS GUN DUDES -hyperviolent black-and-white movie -Gun Man in Bullet City where he’s just trying to be a sweetie pie but people won’t let him -mumblecore Christmas -It waits in the barn and knows my name and the door has no lock

Just swallowed this adventure whole, bout to RUN this shit with the squad—slide thru!

four books to get to know me

New ep Ryan sits down with Clayton Notestine of @explorersdesign.bsky.social to follow up his recent article on How to Promote Your Work with our take on Self-Promotion, including the Do's and Don'ts of reaching out to bloggers and podcasters.

At the very least, Frankenstein is a good drinking game: every time you hear “Victor” take a drink.

New free Liminal Horror monster: a dwarf actor who killed his past-life regressionist, opened a hell portal, and made a pact with the Wizard of the Saddle. Now he serves cults with a pony head and plays flute for Satan. Out now— spookyjaguar.itch.io/ponyman

I hope the new cdj update vaporizes djs

you can combine two different cans of soup to create an even more powerful soup