if you can read this i miss you

if you can read this i miss you

anyone wanna play hanmer and blood and flesh and teeth and sinews with me later

people always underestimate how difficult it is to be a beautiful european girl with the jaded soul of a 63-year-old chinese businessman.

someone tried to kill me using conventional weapons the other day

is anything actually happening in here or was i lied to

autistic goonette girlfriend

snorting the static from my television

dancing in a flowery meadow is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, just barely being edged out by dancing in a flowery meadow while naked

people always underestimate how difficult it is to be a beautiful european girl with the jaded soul of a 63-year-old chinese businessman.

three packs of reds in my pockets, bong in hand, i don’t have any issues, i’m just tolerance training my lungs for a lifetime of industrial smog

on twitter we had subcultures like edtwitter and puppytwitter, but what do we call it here? «-sky»? like puppysky? whoa puppysky,,, skies full of little dogs,,, as far as you can see, puppydog heaven,, okay give me a second i need a breather

so true bestie.. its weird not being a microcelebrity anymore,,

im done making popular posts online, i will continue living as a lowbie monk retreating to a quiet life of dignified girlblogging

whenever someone online tells me to commit suicide i go drown myself in a nearby bog. there are hundreds of bodies littering the stagnant waters now, but i just keep coming back weirder

that time of year where i feel like the adoptive mother of hundreds of beautiful fruit flies

call my post-op transgender girlfriend The Enigma of Amigara Fault the way her hole was made for me

another avenue for yassifying the torture of the human soul