@kaine.senate.gov if you vote for this legislation I will absolutely donate to your primary challengers and make fundraising calls for them

I this what hopescrolling looks like???

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

Fuck these fucking eugenecist dirtbags.

"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."

Hell yes

Democratic House Rep. Suhas Subramanyam on Signalgate: "This is a big problem that the administration has broken these laws and not admitted any sort of fault..more attention paid to what happened, how prevalent it is, and what the administration is actually going to do about it." Preach!

Dear Elon, Fuck you. Sincerely, Wisconsin

I am loving all the storylines in @scalzi.com’s “When the Moon Hits your Eye.” I’m hoping they tie together in the end so it can be the “Love, Actually” of the moon turning to cheese genre.

If you’re okay with a woman being snatched off the street for free speech and peaceful protest and detained with no due process …you have fully lost the plot on what AMERICA is supposed to be.

Casey: There’s this whole mentality that MAGA has painted—like you’re either MAGA or you’re, you know, drinking soy lattes or whatever. But there are a lot of people who are just like, “We’re just regular people—we don’t want a dictator, we don’t want to see people’s benefits ripped away..”

Whatever y'all did to "bully" Biden out, you can start that on up with Schumer now.

I suppose this is one way to get folks off social security.

Ashamed that @markwarner.bsky.social won’t stand up for his constituents. We need someone to fight for us in 26

Holy fucking shit

Good

There are a shocking number of doge related domain names available for registration and it would be a tragedy if someone were to misuse them for hilarious reasons.

“Parents should fuck off and die but also make sure your children complete a full day of schoolwork”

I keep seeing this. Guys, their literal job is to figure out what to do. They are not helpless even if they are not the majority. I really hope we can stop treating some of the most powerful people in the world as helpless and without sentience.

This is absolutely insane. My kid’s quality of life has been saved by four of five of these categories of medication. I hope @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov and @repsuhas.bsky.social stand up for the kids who will be harmed by this action.

"Our party must act swiftly. There’s no time for hesitation. Or delay. Or dawdling. Or dragging our feet. Or indecision. Or dilly-dallying. Or stalling. Or hemming and hawing. Or equivocation. Or grandstanding. Or mincing words. Or slow-walking. Or procrastinating."

This is it. This is the take.

Another version of this is “worst halftime show ever! I couldn’t understand anything.” Every time a black person performs at halftime during the Super Bowl.

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

Started a rewatch of the west wing so we can pretend we live in a functioning democracy for an hour a night.

Good! Make sure your reps and senators are doing the same. Dem or Rep, if they aren’t standing up for us, they need to hear from you. @markwarner.bsky.social and Tim Kaine? Where are you?

it must be such an amazing time to be a dumb asshole. the world is caving in around you and you can just blame it all on a photo of a woman with blue hair you saw online once. tomorrow a sweaty podcaster will tell you a new thing to be angry about and you'll buy 10 bumper stickers about it.

I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed. That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing. It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.

all right everyone, time to log on to the Apocalypse Machine and top off our anxiety, everybody have a -- well, I'd say great day, but the best we can hope for is a day, so go out there and have a day, just a whole fresh 24 hours dose of existence

Besides, the villains in the Muppets are more believable than real life.

Four years is a long time to be perpetually outraged so I’m taking a break and watching the Muppets with the 12 year old.

God that feels good