Thief who specializes in stealing other character's narrative arcs.

New elf racial feature - you can put one person on the naughty list, no questions asked.

Werewolves're only supernatural at full moons, otherwise they're just a guy. This means anyone can be a werewolf. If the story doesn't take place at night on full moons it just doesn't come up, you know? Make it so in your setting everyone's a werewolf. It's just a new moon, so you don't find out.

Zeb-ska, the two-tone horse

magic wand that's made from a werewolf's baculum dare you see what it does?

Drink your GM's pop to establish dominance

10 Candles but 16 Candles You must resolve the love triangle before the monsters get you

BBEG who's evil scheme is to turn the campaign into a dating sim.

At the start of the game, roll a d100 to see how focused you are on playing the game this session.

players say the rule book is too long? have a rice-writer copy it out and tell them it's a one-pager

Somewhere in the world is a mountain a thousand miles tall and made of solid diamond. Every thousand years, a bird lands there and brushes the top with its feathers once. And when that mountain is eroded away? I'll be free to game. I asked my boss but I do have to be there the whole time. Sorry.

Gain advantage by giving your GM a little cuddle. Maybe a smooch if they are amenable.

Infernal Death Blast Of Utter Fiery Desolation And Lamentation To Bring Woe And Destitution Upon All Who Oppose You (does 1d2 fire damage to a single target, half on a successful save)

Put all your points into "being sad".

If a game session is delayed, the Big Bad's plans go on unopposed. Miss too many, and you come back to find the world ended while you were sorting out work.

I tried to come up with an idea around "reverse dispel magic", as in a spell that takes a place without magic and puts magic there, and then I realised that I just came up with magic again. Dispel Magic came first and all other magical spells are just putting Dispel Magic in reverse polarity.

Lesser Known Elemental Planes Elemental Plane of Testicular Tortion. Elemental Plane of Poorly Thought-Out Plot Points (it's lesser known, but you've likely played a campaign set here!) Elemental Plane of Elemental Planes.

Evil artifact that retroactively removes hero's tragic backstories so that they become normal people and never try to stop the big bad.

Everyone's a werewolf until they're bitten by a human.

Spell that doesn't. It just fucking doesn't.

Most elaborate Crash Pandas set up yet

Temple of Elemental Unpleasantness

Book of vile darkness has been knocked down to a U rating and can no longer contain swears, graphic content or threatening imagery.

Just don't ever do anything in your game.

Hints that a monster is going to eat you Call that ominous voreshadowing.

🎵I'm gonna steal your fanart, I'm gonna steal your fanart, Yes, I'm gonna steal your fanart And credit it to goblins🎵

The "cozycore" identity WotC's been pushing for D&D lately may be toothless and completely disconnected from the game's rules, but it's a reflection of how a lot of D&D "lifestylers" interact with the brand. This isn't a new creative direction, it's a business decision.

D&D is like a box of chocolates *I look wise in the hope that you don't figure out I have no idea what I'm talking about*

Power Orc Kill (It's "hey thag get that guy", in case you were interested)

POV - You're your forever GM: ... I, er. I don't know your forever GM...

Actually, that vampires can only go out at night is a myth. They can actually only come out at night. They can walk around in sunlight but they have to pretend to be straight.

Instead of destroying the world when he awakens, Cthulhu just goes to your house, murders you specifically, and goes back to sleep.

Deck of Many Things but pulling cards is behind a paywall

Post apocalyptic utopia where despite the land being covered in ice, the inside of the bunkers are warm, safe and full of community.

Orcs Discuss

False Utopias are too common, let's have more False Dystopias Everything looks cold, miserable and oppressive, but that's just aesthetic. Behind closed doors, everyone's having a great time. They're all super into this.

IT'S SPOOKY SEASON! Your PCs next fight must be with a skeleton. It is mandatory.

Simple combat system Flip coin. Head, they die Tails, you die Combat is fast and easy, problem solved.

Keep using elf-deprecating humour until the wizard hits you.

Hunter the Reckoning but instead of killing monsters, you just kind of mildly upset them

Gnome who was bitten by a human and now has the proportional height of a human.

Power word: Discombobulate

It isn't crosses vampires have an issue with, it's right angles. They're allergic

Only describe monster's power level as more or less dangerous than the average baby.

self-conscious weapons not self-aware, just easily embarassed

Demons who drink diluted holy water to get buzzed

The local tavern hosts "party speed dating" so adventurers can find people to go on quests with and stop brooding in the corners of the bar

Use the game Braggart to come up with all of your backstories and plot hooks

My new favorite random bit of Fluff is about Cloakers from D&D, whose response to any humanoid they see is to try and eat it. One sourcebook mentions that they don't need to eat and also don't like to eat, so no-one has any idea why they do that.

Character Creation Update Player one: I think my character's goal is to live a happy life with their wife and kids Player two: Aww! I think my character's goal is also to live a happy life with your character's wife and kids.