My dog's reaction when I peel off my face mask is pretty amazing.

Can you imagine trying to explain what a meme is to your pre-internet childhood self? Impossible.

If you think about it, dreams are just us hallucinating while unconscious. That is terrifying to me.

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I'm OK with the fact that loving Bernie Sanders is, like, 60% of my personality.

Googled today: "what happens if you drink a diet coke that expired in 2024." It's that kind of day.

For the love of GOD can theaters please stop showing the Nicole Kidman shit.

Whoever decided not to put a USB port on a Mac Book is not allowed to be reincarnated.

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Neurology is the only science in which the organ studies itself.

I just realized after all these years that The New York Times doesn't use the oxford comma and my world will never be the same.

Remember the days when Etsy wasn't 99% AI slop?

In my ideal world I have an endless supply of really strange, dangly earrings.

For those living outside of the U.S. where healthcare is accessible: This is our reality.

We have to drink clear liquid every day or we die and that's just weird to me.

The cover is done!

I wonder if dogs also think we are cute.

If you think that shrinkflation isn't real can I interest you in a 2025 Oreo?

You can tell when it's a Veo 3 video because the people in it are happy.

It's official!

If you think about it, a gym is just a giant room where strangers get together to squeeze their butts.

We are all Foundational Models. #AI #ML

Pouring one out for the last bastion: Judges who don't bend the knee.

I love watching movies with my 12-year-old son and I asked, When I'm confined to my death bed, will you watch movies with me? He said "If I have the time" so that felt awesome.

If you're not on sassy Thai military draft TikTok, you should be!!!

And imagine if someone threw the funeral flowers to the crowd to see who is next to die.

Planning a funeral is kinda like planning a small wedding. Instead of "who will be your groomsmen?" It's "Who will be your pallbearers?" Speeches, food, limos. Y'know.

Gonna build alotta ships very very soon. We don't build ships anymore but we used to build alotta ships so

My 12-year-old wants to crack time travel just so he can show brain rot to people in 10,000 B.C.E.

Trump hates Zelenskyy because he is everything Trump could never be.

Let's be honest. This was a setup. Trump knew Zelensky wasn't going to sign his shitty deal. So he and Vance tried to bully and embarrass Zelenksy but it boomeranged on them and they didn't get their photo op, either. All just pretense for supporting Russia. www.latintimes.com/trump-berate...

I feel deep grief for the many Americans whose very lives depend on Medicaid. A mass death warrant was signed today.

And if you don't eat cranberry sauce out of the can for dinner then I also don't know what to tell you.

If you don't eat anchovies as an afternoon snack, then I don't know what to tell you.

The US leading the axis of evil was, unfortunately, on my 2025 bingo card.

I cried within 20 seconds of episode 1 of Man on the Inside.

Before January 20th, after January 20th

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Death care is an act of resistance.

When you brush your teeth you are washing your bones.

I don't know what they put in Greenies but it's like dog crack

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