B is for Having a breakdown on Bluesky

Hilarious. Which joker sent me this?

B is for BITCHHHH

>"long live the king" >immediately loses and retires from the arcadion forever what did he mean by this

No. The Tyrant is *not* acquainted with the Arse Annihilator. He wishes he was.

I’m looking for pre— I mean. I’m looking for loyal fans who might like to part with some aether. No reason. But you will be rewarded~

life's tough when you don't get picked as internet sex symbol of the month

My little bats~ Use the code BL00DSUCKER for 20% off my newest and most long lasting lipstick yet. It’s my personal favourite. Looks great on cameras, if you know, you know~

Whenever anyone mentions Dancing Green

@iron-fist-tyrant.bsky.social I know it’s you. Sigh.

Plastic can’t get you pregnant, you realise.

Finally.

Lella.❦ because both mobile and I suck I still haven’t made a pinned so it’s on me but just to be clear: Vamp is leaning into her wrestling persona 99% of the time, i imagine she’s cordial and professional when not in character. Please do let me know if you genuinely don’t want her to roast you 

Lella.❦ lrp this is now my canon

[Metem, helping write the act three script] Metem: and then, just to drive home how much of an evil heel you are, you should step on me on camera! Vamp: Metem: Metem: please,

Perfectly valid reason.

Last time that happened, I smacked it.

Awww. The Big Bad Tyrant is afraid of a little human contact.

[Staring at the timeline. Kind of impressed that she’s such a style icon and she’s inspired so many people. Meanwhile, she’s wearing her pink Hello Coeurl pyjamas and a face mask with a glass of wine. Bliss.]

Sweetie. I’m going to hold your hand when I say this. They’re into that shit.

Make me. Honey B Loser. I could go all day. Think you can keep up?

Honey B Over, more like. Make way for your queen.

“It’s fetching on you. I think maybe a little dance is in order~”

I’m here just in time for Sinday, I see.

//im cheating because this is old but whatever enjoy

Entertain me.