Me, watching someone buy a frozen turkey the day before Thanksgiving. 🧊🦃🧊

My most woke opinion is that the whole point of society is to collectively help each other. My taxes should be going towards housing and feeding everyone. No one should be without food or shelter. Rich people should be contributing more towards this. It shouldn't even be controversial!

I’m getting a mammogram today. I was originally scheduled for yesterday but because my last one was 11-19-2024 my insurance wouldn’t cover it until it had been 1y and one day. So I had to wait one more day. Greatest healthcare in the world! 🫠

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

GASP! 😮

427-1. #believewomen

I just solved a crossword clue using knowledge I learned from the Super Bowl Shuffle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sup...

"MacKenzie Scott demonstrated the power of trusting grantees. Here in the Second Gilded Age, we need to model her sense of urgency and transparency. What is the point of so much concentrated wealth if it isn't improving the world?" -Chronicle of Philanthropy, page 10. www.philanthropy.com

Tiger Parents! At The Swim Meet.

This story just gets better and better.

I'm doing the online check-in for a doctor's appointment I have next week. I don't recall seeing these questions before. It's great that they're asking so they can get people help, but I just wish we lived in a world where everyone could answer no to these questions. 🫤

I once knew a woman who had a grad school interview with James Watson at CSHL in the early 2000s. During the interview he asked her why she didn’t just get married and have babies. So you know, RIP and stuff.

They had these playing (with no sound) at the Burbank airport yesterday and my husband asked, “What is up with that weird video with that yassified woman?” 😂

Remember: Wealth cannot be separated from power. We've seen how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging our markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of billionaires. Be warned.

Well I guess we’re going to have a Four Commas Club. JFC.

I am here for ALL the sandwich puns. 🥪

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I count!

Pivot!

Once again, Raygun is ON IT. www.raygunsite.com/collections/...

Renaming our family group chat.

Oh, Dick Cheney died?

LFG! 🐻

I was doing the daily bedtime debrief with my 13yo when out of the blue she asked, "Do you think when a Cyclops rubs his eye he uses one hand or two?" 😂😂😂

Feeling lucky. Wordle 1,596 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We are ready! 🎃

Who needs their faith in humanity restored? 😭

Read the room, GOOP. 🤦‍♀️ www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...

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More of this please.

Well the 16yo is officially on the college mailing lists. I wasn’t even sure they sent physical mail anymore.

We the People Magazine. ✊🏻

A friend was asking around if anyone had any kids’ costume jewelry she could borrow. Her teenage sons are dressing as the Louvre thieves for Halloween. I LOVE IT. 👻

The disappearance of America’s leadership class at a time like this means that the rest of us have to be leaders. We can no longer wait to be led by those with the power and authority to lead. You must lead, I must lead, all of us must lead. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.

I would LOVE to see AOC and JC take a cognitive test against him on live national television. Excellent idea!

A good overview of SNAP benefits by state. usafacts.org/answers/how-...

🚨"If the SNAP program shuts down, we will have the most mass hunger suffering we've had in America since the Great Depression." This is a moral outrage. Congress must reopen the gov. now & fund the essential programs our communities need.

Signed up some more Coast Guard folks at the food bank today. I'm happy we are there to help them but would like it a whole lot more if Congress could get their shit together and get them paid.

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness. Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

Stay safe out there, y’all. #dontpokethebear

It’s happening! www.wvva.com/2025/10/22/s...

I’m shocked that the unanimous answer isn’t rotelle. Fucking wagon wheels.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

A blood vessel in my eye decided to burst this week so I’ve been walking around with a disgusting bloody eye. I have to interact with a bunch of people today so my options were eyepatch or sunglasses. I went with sunglasses. 😎

My 9th grade English teacher accused me of using Cliffs Notes to write my book report on Death of a Salesman. I had worked really hard on it & had absolutely not cheated. I was a straight A student but she wouldn’t believe me. She made me rewrite the report. Nearly 40 years later I’m still SO MAD.

Yesterday we went to an outdoor antique fair and were complaining about how hot we were. Today it’s pouring rain and I’m bundled under a blanket.

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

Sigh.

Sign on the Berkeley pedestrian bridge over I80 today: Troops in our streets, a coup in our sheets.

I’m starting to think we should add “Who was president in 2020?” to medical personnel’s alertness & orientation assessment questions.