Every time I see a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" at the end, it makes me feel a little bit sick.

Trying to "Treat myself like someone I'm responsible for taking very good care of", and part of that is not polluting my brain with Trump's voice.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

My hot-take conspiracy theory is that autocorrect mistakes are deliberately programmed in to make basic communication a more frustrating exercise for the average person.

I bet there's a Radiohead cover band out there called like Stereoface or something

It's sad that we're so deep into sequel culture that writers and directors have to make cheeky little nods to it by bending naming conventions. I'd much rather just see original stories.

Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees

Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart

They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.

Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.

My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.

Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.

Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese

Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.

In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.

People show you who they are when they least expect it

Dark Mode Hockey with a glowing white puck and sticks

I've seen enough. He's a p***phile.

The fun thing about caffeine is getting to have a little mini Manic Episode in the middle of a workday.

*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*

That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.

"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"

Today was a good day.

October is a good time to be a sports fan.

I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day

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Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.

No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song

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The Doritos Locos Taco has been sound longer than the confederacy.

"AI model predicts man or zone defense". Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.

If I was a biologist/botanist with a YouTube channel I would end every video asking people to "Lichen subscribe"

Friday the 13ths are fine and I don't know why they get a bad rap. Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.

Jayden Daniels is throwing the ball really well and I love to see it.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

Thank you sports for being on TV.

I know this isn't a hot take by now, but I want to record this thought somewhere. At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".

As a kid I remember hearing the lyric "Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball" and thinking "Psh, you can't do that" and feeling smart.

Until just this very moment, I thought Bad Bunny was a girl.

Love PrimeVision for the Thursday night games, but I wish Sam Schwartzstein would talk less. He adds nothing interesting.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

This early slate of games has been RIDICULOUS geez

Packers look real good. Anything less than the NFC Championship game feels like a disappointment for how stacked and ready to go they seem.

That Derrick Henry stiff arm was just rude

paint marker cats

Ahhh, football....