My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

everything everywhere all at once and grogu

Dorohedoro s2 has not toned anything down and started with a lot of big bug guy. Excellent!

A great list if you’re attending! Will give a big thumbs up to Lula cafe, dove’s luncheonette, cellar door, JJ Thai, and kie gol lanee. I would also add Joong Boo Market, which is a Korean grocery store with a food court that is so homey and perfect if you want that ajumma taste.

Congratulations to the Mets for their 12th straight loss. At this point, even the Mets are protesting playing as the Mets.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Justice for the plesiosaur which is “not technically a dinosaur” for perverse reasons of naming or whatever but which is a dinosaur forever IN MY HEART

Why am I up blue skying at midnight? (blue birding? I’m not using the word skeets for my own mental health) - because someone didn’t finish their taxes and if I fuck this up, I might go to jail 🤗 this is an exceptional system of financial governance!!

Like what did Swalwell bring to the table? He’s a white dude who was vaguely Republican and then became an outsider ish dem? He has a perpetual almost beard and is into Asians? Y’alls could throw a rock in any major Californian city and hit 10 dudes with the same qualifications.

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

The rye chip is the best out of all chex mix ingredients. Anyone who disagrees with me is working for big pretzel.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

COPY MOON JOY will now be my go to response

Congratulations to Venezuela for what can only be described as a nail biter. An incredible game for a wild WBC. A team that won with so much heart. INCREDIBLE WORK!!! I NEED TO LAY DOWN!!

Congrats to Venezuela for an amazing game. Hot damn. Knocking out Japan (sob), but oh man with such verve!

I think every time men complain about women in video games, they should be forced to play as tofu but with hands (and little gloves.)

Was off coffee. Now am back on. If the end of the world seems nigh, I don’t want to under caffeinated for it etc

Good morning! My country is trying to bring about the second coming of Christ via Armageddon. How are youuuuu doing?

We’re all trying to make the best of blue sky the way someone forced out of their apartment after a break up is like “well you know it could be worse.”

When people ask me how is the industry, I think I should be allowed to just honk a giant clown nose really hard and let it deflate for several minutes.

I’M ONLY HERE SO I DON’T GET FINED

Satire writers going back to the drawing board once again-

Big fan of baths. It’s so nice sinking into a warm body of water and trying really hard to return to the primordial ooze

This woman has a mission, vision, and a PLAN

Draw a horse. Have a brief moment of joy in the hellscape!

Paleontologists understand the importance of records

Age verification? I had a myspace page.

Bad Bunny: love and peace and unity The right: HOW DARE YOU-

I think they should rename the Nobel peace prize to just be the “Obama peace prize.” Just imagine the AoE attack of that move.

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Stream - no wait sorry reflex - READ wen wen now!

This is so devastating. You can’t comedic timing, and Catherine O’Hara had such incredible and remarkable control of timing in every performance. Oh man. What a legend. Rest in peace.

things are so bad I am going back to improv classes

Philadelphia: - 6th largest city in the US - also freezing - can smell your fear/blood in the air

Listen I’m not strategist, but planning a domestic invasion in Minnesota in January feels a tad bit like invading Russia in the winter. Like sure you can, but should you?

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

Sometimes I think about crafting a more specific or relatable online persona, and then I think about literally anything else instead.

Wishing all ICE officers a very happy Napoleon's Retreat From Russia

I hope for every horrifying news story - and I cannot underline enough how terrifying this is as someone who has walked this street and performed right fucking there - we can also see scenes like this. We are stronger together than we are apart. And immigrants are part of that together.

we are good on 2026! gonna call this year now thanks!

I keep getting ads for AI to build me an app. The reason it used to be “impressive” to build an app was because it was time intensive and required coding, administration, and some level of understanding a market need. Having an app to have an app is like the definition of But Bro Why? And For What?

Oh hell yea fire wood snake horse

countries are now drafting an “in case the usa kirby inhales you” plan

I know it’s only Jan 3rd but listen-

[david Attenborough voice] a key component of America’s quadrennial lifecycle is invading Central America

Let me get this straight, the president is not allowed to help alleviate student debt, but we are allowed to go into Venezuela and threaten Mexico with a bad time.

Fuck everyone who voted for this.

2020 - bad 2021 - bad 2022 - bad 2023 - pretty bad 2024 - terrible, horrible 2025 - bad 2026 - ??? So… not to be a data scientist or anything but-

three episodes into culinary class war and I am about to buy tweezers and a yakumi pan set