Sold my soul for a fat ass (my own)

I do it all for Lyonel Baratheons slutty little earring

AKOTSK tonight!! Can’t wait to see this trail or seven

Depressed

Let’s watch impractical jokers

Darkness can touch every corner of the universe and it spreads as far as the eye can see but with light all it takes is a glimmer, a candle lit in the distance and you can find your way. There’s always a light to be found and if you find yours, the darkness can’t ever touch you again.

Wes made the fucking best asparagus tonight

Gimme a futurama suicide booth

Mrballen is basically my therapist at this point

So in the movie Elf, we know that buddy snuck into Santa’s bag and was accidentally brought to the North Pole right? I have a headcanon that the lady who ran the orphanage was arrested and sent to prison because a baby completely disappeared under her leadership and thats the tragic part to Elf

“If we don't end war, war will end us” H.G. Wells

I love/hate seeing republicans using Captain America like they tried to do with the punisher In the comics, movies and multiple shows he tells the government to kiss his ass. When he doesn’t agree with the US government policies he ditches the name captain America and Steve Rogers becomes Nomad.

"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” Malcolm X

“The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it.” hinmatóowyalahtq̓it (more commonly known as Chief Joseph)

“A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live.” Lao Tzu

“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.” Aristotle

Let’s Go Broncos! 🔵🟠

We finally have our first look at Jason Momoa’s Lobo in a fresh teaser for Supergirl from DC Studios co-CEO James Gunn! https://bit.ly/4k0g96f

I miss Seattle

“Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves in their depravity design grief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.” Homer, The Odyssey

“You think freedom is something you can take or give on a whim. But to your people freedom is just as essential as air. And without it, there is no life. There is only darkness.” Zaheer, Legend of Korra

“Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.” Marcus Aurelius

"Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you” Ruth Bader Ginsburg

“To deny people their human rights is to challenge their very humanity.” Nelson Mandela

I’ll never forget the day I saw Wes for the first time I knew immediately how much smarter she was than me. But the moment we shared our first kiss under a tree in the rain she was the one and only. I saw her smile for the first time and knew instantly she was my one and only. My true love ❤️

My Percy Jackson collection 💙 I just got to get the Kane Chronicles (don’t judge the condition of some of them too bad, I’ve had them since middle school so like 16 years 😂

Percabeth!!

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain

"The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost" J.R.R. Tolkien

"The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury". Marcus Aurelius

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” Plato

Bring back couch co-op games

“Instinct is a lie told by a fearful body hoping to be wrong. If you base your expectations solely on what you see you blind yourself to another reality.” Guru Laghima

Bills fans are making excuses and complaining about Mcmillians interception 😂 like maybe you should be more mad about the 4 turnovers before that

@hotcheetoyo.bsky.social has the purest and sweetest heart of all time

Black Panther is such a good movie

I like the Star Wars sequels and I’ll fucking die on that hill. A lot of “fans” nowadays sound more like haters

BRONCOS WIN BABY!!!!!!!

Let’s Go Broncos!! 🟠🔵

“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” Neil deGrasse Tyson

"A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self" Charles Dickens

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”

“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.” Agatha Christie

“Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.” Homer (Odysseus in the Odyssey)

Avengers Doomsday teaser with Black Panther and the Fantastic Four plus Scott Adams biting it. Not a bad day really.

“And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.” Nemik from Andor

I still can’t believe Bob Weir died

Top 4 favorite fictional couples 1. Percy and Annabeth. They walked through the deepest pits of hell (Tartarus) together 2. Wesley and Princess Buttercup. Love truly conquers all 3. Vegeta and Bulma. She keeps his ass in line and he loves her for it 4. Jake and Amy. Greatest TV proposal ever