ive played through Counter-Strike: Condition Zero Deleted Scenes last year and as someone who doesnt play much shooterslop from that era the only way i could describe it is its a game that was made by a 12 year old who watched too much tv after 9/11

someone should invent a WQXGA pc monitor because then i would consider buying it

being a hater is only respectable when you have the guts to double down after getting fried for a universally disagreed with opinion; ive seen so many people cave in under the pressure of a single comment and go "nvm its good actually :)" pathetic

DELETED THE OLD ONE, RAISING THE PRICES MOVING FORWARD (PREVIOUSLY $40), BUT KEEPING IT PINNED.

Smoke break at dawn.

i cant hate alt fashion because it does look charming in a way but every time i am exposed to specific pieces its like the worst garment imaginable or like a gimmicky accessory made from plastic or terrible metal. i dont see how thats any different from decking yourself out in a full zara kit lol

guy into watersports asking you for a favor: "do me a liquid..." girl into farts asking you for a favor: "do me a gas..." asexual nonbinary person into glassblowing asking you for a favor: "do me an amorphous solid..." guy whos into farts but in like a weird way asking you for a favor: "do me a plas

the dog from casualties unknown upon seeing a corpse: "many of us have perished here... the number of casualties... unknown..."

SIM SIMMER... WHO JUST STEPPED ON MY BIMMER? for @denora-husky.itch.io!

call me pistol the way im browning

they shot him. they fucking shot him. out of a canon. kirque de charlei

fnaf is about as old as quake was at the time when i first played it and it was considered a retro game then so fnaf should really be classified as uncslop if you think about it

some bullshit im not finishing

Not being raised on Pokemon or Nintendo really adds a level of alienation to your social media experience. It of course doesn't compare to the alienation of being raised inside a cave by a hairy, short apelike creature that doesn't speak in words and only communicates using throat singing.

look ma, i'm a real gamer!! commission for @forbiddenroom.bsky.social!! #picopencil

ever since i updated my iphone se2 to ios 26 this thing started to run like a 2015 xiaomi running kitkat

fat fuckin thang resting underneath a great oak

Quick vultures

one of the worst things to happen online is zoomers convincing themselves that source engine is the new five nights at freddys

cw gore / blood

cw: belching drinks straight gasoline

volyna doodl

if super intendo was released in 2026 it would have a "mode 6-7" instead of "mode 7" lota to think about

the problem with making deeply involved/highly rendered artistic porn is that it stops being hot and simply becomes bytes and pixels sometime after the draft stage

🦒 girl who stands #furryart #anthro #altfurry #art

ikkimikka's stompgame custom character: evil-ass polar bear did not turn out as good as id hoped for but i might aswell post it ill the dl link underneath

they banned me from vinted competitive matchmaking for lowballing middle aged ukrainian women from germany

dreamt about hanging out with wearrwolf and cypress. huh

Fetish

border_radius and its consequence have been a disaster for cyberspace

even though i dont like micro stuff as much i think its cool that you dont have to think about it. why is there a small guy? why wouldnt there be. with macro you have to come up with contrived edgy YA fiction ass worldbuilding to explain why a bitch is big and it ends up making no sense anyway

won the thrift store loot table by having the first shirt i grab off the rack being a nomad complex one. also theres a doodle

ive always considered chucks an ugly ass uncomfortable shoe so ive never had a pair until recently because i wanted to put together a cute outfit and ended up going on my usual 19km walk and now i have a foot injury 👍

*zipping up my pants with a solemn sigh* "well how was i supposed to know its THAT kind of Micro May?"

made a retroreflective sticker for no good reason

kofi request for an oil spill gjinka

won the thrift store loot table by having the first shirt i grab off the rack being a nomad complex one. also theres a doodle

"why would you still have a twitter account" why do stalkers enter the zone

fin + min + microneedling. its not over bro.

watched a funny youtube video which integrated "jawns" into my speech pattern even though im too white to say that. most unfortunate