Haven’t been on this mf in a min 😬

Is it unattractive that I eat the footlong chili cheese hotdog from sonic? 🫣

I HATE the balloon poppin dating bullshit 😭

Every time I eat until I’m full, I regret it.

Gym in the morning or gym in the afternoon? Never gym in the evening 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I haven’t been on here in so long! What’s tea? 👀

Everyone go to bed bc I’m going to bed and I got fomo 🥺🥺

LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 dying!!!!

I’m going to sleep. I’m getting delirious🤣

Y’all love cats on here! Damn! Where the dogs at??……and where them dawgs at..😏🤣

Ever since I got new hoes, them mf be keeping me up at night otp. I gotta eliminate some of them so I can get some damn sleep!

I only like that aggressive shit in the bed. Other than that, talk to me sweetly please 😌

I think I’m turning into a fan sleeper 🫣

I just be telling my best friend ALL my family business 🤣🤣🤣

I hope everyone has a fantastic day today!! ☺️☺️

Need to be cracked. BAADD!!

My problem is, I want a Dobermann and Corgi. Do they play well together? 🥴

It should be illegal for a man to be under 5’11

Parents are so smart but be asking the dumbest questions

Everything and everyone has been pissing me off lately.

I love that people underestimate me in spades. I haven’t lost a game in the past 3 outings I’ve been to 😮‍💨

Just dusted these folks in spades. It was sad 🙂‍↔️

I need to get off my period ASAP!! I’m crying at anything and everything!!!

But now she want me to buy her man!!! LAAWWDD I ain’t got it!!

I be tricking on my friends since I don’t have a man 😪

Plotting on how to get more money so I can take more Pilates classes 🤔

My circadian rhythm is rhythming baby!!

I miss him so much

i should be over all these butterfliiieesssss

WHOS CALLING MY PHOOONNNNEEE!!!

I’m bored. And bad things happen when I get bored

All this doom ain’t gonna scroll itself

I’m at the age now where I’m willing to pay for convenience

This girl gone ask me what should she say to him. Girl I’m not about to help you flirt with my cousin!!!

sleeping booty bone nekkid >

sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters

I wish I had a man to trick on 😪

I can’t wait to get paid!!

My Gymshark package came!! 🤗

I really want KBBQ but I have no one to go with and I just feel like going by myself would be so embarrassing 🫣

Beauty in Black really pisses me off

If you have a naturally fast metabolism, thank God everyday.

At this point, just hand me the Ozempic! Got DAMN!! 🙄

I’m scared to save the number bc that’s exactly when shit start to fuck up

I should get some sleep..😭😭

Went to my hometown grocery store today and saw 3 people I knew. I wanted to throw up 🙄

Who 6 figure, WFH job hiring?? 👀👀

I fucking wish!!!