god im hilarious

forgot how every other line in mean girls is a thing ppl regularly quote to this day

damn theres an article in the middle of my Pela ads

he heard you

why did this no frills worker stop me, gesture for me to take my earbuds out, and ask me to take a picture of him on my phone

if you write a song and in the song you rhyme “girl” with “world” I will personally throw your dog in a river

…

if you write a somg and in the somg you

pregnan't

i lived bitxh

cutecase (yes shes alive)

does anyone make vegan hooves and buttholes? im trying to make vegan bologna

it’s. atio

I'm Charlie, I'm a composer, and I am trans ♥ Last weekend I released an EP titled "Before She Knew" which re-contextualizes 5 songs that I wrote pre-transition as a confused, hollow shell of a person looking for answers. #transdayofvisibility #tdov catbaux.bandcamp.com/album/before...

Visiting friends in New York

mother monster is back

firefighters use wet water to fight fires

modern art

there’s no power dynamic between worms

important bathroom graffiti

ACAB: all cats are bisexual

gout

weowieowoeowooeow

absolutely perfect description from @clubmeatbird.bsky.social

i made me

a sleep stories podcast but it’s just ppl w autism softly telling me about their special interests until i doze off 🥰🥰🥰

is it really a party if mario isn’t there?

i love not being a mom and i cant wait to spend the rest of my life not being a mom

who is she? I don't recognize her (neither did my Face ID)

“be there or be square” me:

it is a crime that 77 + 33 does not equal 100

hpw to fold a shitted feet

me and my friends

woken up by fire alarm vibes

chat am i cooked

all cats are gay

@itschickenandwaffle.com might be the first naked cats on bluesky

I cried real tears when this idiot looked at me last night. he’s so cute

listening to professional griefers is not enough. i need to crawl inside gerard way’s skin

thank u asuka

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

who are you

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

lezzie fit ft. @catbaux.com thrifted jacket

i have no where to post this

is it a prerequisite for all rock climbers to be cute?

acts of service are my love language thabk u bb (free foot pics for followrs only)

i'm recording @justsaysarahok.bsky.social today and i dont think she realizes what she's getting into 😂 believe me, yall arent ready for this silly song

my watch thought my panic attack was a 21 minute workout