“Why is it saying it’s out of beef? I only need to print chicken!”

“PC load liver”? What the fuck does that mean?

Holy shit, just learned that RFK Jr's "Children's Health Defense" website made a fake CDC page with false anti-vax information linking vaccines to autism. They took down the page after the NY Times started asking questions:

!! Acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove just filed a notice of appearance in the Adams case. You don't see the department's number-two doing that, umm, ever.