i have vodka with bits of grass in it, buffalo grass? goes down the hole

how could we let Stones go? mutherfukka wiil be fit til hes 80

ugh insufferable cunts

i want to punch dixon in the face, i wont because i'm a pacifist, but i'd kick his head right in

erling off? mad bean

biter

Lee Dixon puts his bins out and tuts at everyone elses

fuck fabregas

this may not stand

any football on?

heh boom

lucky

um

can we have a hydration break now? this is bollocks

fuck off dixon

llok at the yellow cards, gazza will bring chicken

dixon? fuck this im getting a Japanese stream

Tuchels wonky ear

if england just concentrate on stopping erling, they are fucked

Fair play, gin fucks you up a bit doesn't it! I was alright sat down

This is Pearl. She's very excited you're home, and can only properly express her enthusiasm through jazz hands. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: ohpearlitsliza)

Do you have songs you pkay for the sunshine? Happy Mondays Pills,Thrills album for me.

Sad news about Dermot Murnaghan, he always seemed like an affable chap.

Danny Murphy uses an old toothbrush to clean the keys on his Blackberry, then gives it a light blow, mitigating the ferociousness he sends messages to his bin cleaner

I'm now sat in a cold water bath with cider, what can go wrong?

Ordered one vinyl LP from #amazon it came in this. Taking the piss.

Dude opposite me in a council house terrace garden thinking he's Ozzy, shooting a target with an air pistol 9 fucking foot away🙄

Just sorting the strimmer out.... wound the twine the wrong way, started it up and it was like summat out of ghostbusters, luminous wire gettin chopped off n flinging everywhere. Whipping my bare legs the lot. I may have screamed like a 8 yr old girl. Dickhead mun, I've done it many times correctly🙄

Anyone that orders a £70 "AC unit" online and expects anything more than a hand fan and ice cube tray really shouldn't be shocked. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

hmmm

Started out a year late and went the wrong way 🙄 KitTok — Friday, 10-07-2026 👕 📅 1 ✅ ❌ 2 ✅ ❌ 3 ✅ ❌ 4 ✅ ❌ 5 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 37 I scored 28 pts (16 team + 12 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk

Lady Godiva 11th Century AD 🙄

Stuff this, I'm going bollocko

#R4Today spent this morning warmly eulogising Ann Widdecombe. Almost none of what they said was wrong. Almost none of it was complete. Here's what they left out. 🧵

Had to dig this out. For cariad, not everyone's cuppa tea but fuck me what a voice. Have you ever seen the rain currently playing. #cymru #bonnie

Giving up smoking from today, and everyday i feel life a smoke im putting the money aside and saving up for the guitar I want. 👍

Pens this WC have been utter shite, stuttering bollocks

Rest in Peace Cariad 🥹

Macerating strawberries I picked the other day rdy for cream and shortbread if my lad doesn't 4get them, & proving some cheese & tomato bread ready for the oven, to go with a nice honey & mustard dressed salad with ham & cheese. I'm a domestic titan! (You can keep your Mexican scran. This'll do 😉)

great match this

fookin ell FF jinx strikes again.

It should be a rule that any player waving an imaginary card at the ref should get a yellow themselves. It's fucking pathetic.

Froggy trying to be like trump and stay in the news, they can both just fuck off.

The whole thing stinks, grubby fuckers www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Soft as shite

another 45+ minutes and sleep will envelope me

fuck me, theres a match on