S: little guy

M: why did you do this to me, Lies of P. why did you have to add achievements with the DLC. i had my 100% plaque and i was so happy. and now i'm sad. bless from software for NEVER adding achievements into their dlcs, they actually respect our efforts.

S: back to drawing our ocs as bugggggggggs

S: i think of him a lot

S: today i saw a house centipede for the first time in my life and this sure went well with my crippling arachnophobia (he's not a spider but yk)

Express yourself for under $10. eatf.art/mugs

S: wasps love ivy bloom!!

S: growing freaky little grippers

S: congrats to cinderella, she's done it, the shoe fits and she didn't amputate her whole foot this time (it's sad she lost it but there's more to come)

S: i beat the last judge in silksong and the only reason i didn't die during her death animation was thanks to my friend telling me she does combust for 3 masks of damage before dying 👍

M: so i wanted to do a new rt run, and i wanted to make koza a psyker because honestly it just fits him a lot better in retrospective of how he shaped up as a character. but then i started painting a portrait and it kinda blew so i need to make new one I GUESS but i'll just dump this little bit here

S: i bought an avocado last month for a giggle just so i could let the pit germinate. tossed it in wet tissue in a plasic bag, kept it nice and warm and just forgot about it. today i randomly remembered its existence and it BURST OPEN AND THERE'S A LITTLE LAD COMING OUT HELL YEAH

S: savage beastfly. 😐

M: so everyone judges Pale King, everyone says "he's a terrible father" or "he's negligent ruler" but i'll pose you this question: how many benches in Hollow Knight were paid for? none! you could sit freely meanwhile, Pharloom is all poisoned by capitalist ways, smh😔

S: i think my cookie is great

S: summoning circle, wish me luck

S: i'm not mentally ready to play beast yeast 11 and witness the tragic gay cookies

S: last month i also got philos and boy do they LOVE doing this even tho i have a constant of 70%+ humidity

S: you know what takes negative effort to maintain? other than being lots of cut work? ASPARAGUS. it has negative maintenance needs because it grows into a fern-like bushel and traps all moisture under its bushy dome to a point one rainfall is a watering for a month if not more.

S: i love eating cabbages but wow do i hate growing them. of all veg they are a stupid amount of work. literally the moment one (1) brassica is in the yard slugs, whiteflies, stinkbugs, cabbage butterflies, aphids, leafcutter ants lock the fuck in all at once like their cabbage radar just went OFF

S: moss update: it's gone, back to nature on the roof because it was thriving, so were the fungus gnats inside it lol. I planted the babies of this hella irresponsible mom right there

S: out of context conspiracy theory i refuse to step away from

S: i started silksong and i can't stop thinking about it, it's so good ((but also thinking about replaying hollow knight for the 3rd time and not finish it because i can't beat radiance for the life of me))

S: spoodrs

S: whoever says succulents are easy is a LIAR. i got them a month ago. the most crybaby of them 3 is the aloe. first it turned brown from sun stress, now it's back to normal. now it turned into a shrinky dink because it's thirsty. the haworthia is chill and the echeveria demands human sacrifices

M: hm so I decided to check out my main acct because it's been a while, and I wanted to revisit my likes. And I found out that all my likes were wiped? This is odd, is it a bug, did it happen to anyone else? I definitely +liked stuff ~year ago, it's all gone now...

S: i found the magic recipe to growing healthy kale in the greenhouse: throw hands and neglect it. 🤷

S: scribbles.... i need to draw more :(

S: the amount of people who use chatgpt to write product reviews now shocking to me. where did the joy of writing anything go? awkward wording, typos, the personal touch of your own language is what makes it so earnest and relateable. now we live in a wasteland of emojis, checklists and mdashes.

S: Bippy update btw

S: first time propagating strawberries and all i think wow is this plant sTuPiD look at its grippers

S: average chance up fateful gacha moment

Shaw! Adeeno!

S: been really active learning about and maintaining tropical houseplants indoors and i remembered that leca exists.. but my brain refuses to call it anything but the illegal cocoa puffs

M: those quiz things aren't being kind to me as of late

S: I didn't check on this lettuce for a week and suddenly it decided it's time to become sentient

S: hey guys do you think fedex will find my house one day

S: i almost forgot how good it feels to treat yourself with personal art

New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/

S: here's a moss update. The top part turned brown due to overwatering but I've identified it and I'm pretty certain now the species is star moss. Turns out this one just thrives on neglect so I'll let it dry out and see if it recovers.

S: i never thought i'd become paul one day

S: I got a beautiful prickly daughter today and I already got to feel her wrath

S: I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS CRK UPDATE GOD PLEASE FEED ME ST PASTRY ORDER LORE

M: this is very accurate and that's kind of sad.

M: played some Stoneshard and I'm just constantly in awe of the pixel art of this game, it's so pretty and beautiful and cute

S: FINALLY OH MY GOD

S: I didn't know what to do with this pot. It's too small for anything. I abducted some moss from the shed roof and... yeah