tea clocked === biscuit dipped

she threatened to SELL me because i body blocked her off spawn for 3 seconds

I think this is april idk

And I eagerly await the screen-share, drooling at the thought and then I hear it. That sound. That invigorating sound (BUDMP!) “BINGO!!!!!!!!” I SCRUM so loud, waking up my entire household

i switched to apple maybe 9 months ago and i still don’t know how to consistently open the pin thing to type on my password instead of using face

we got against vrchat players and he started taking CRAZY.

haven’t played with this person in months and they decided to put dust 2 in the queue… like do you actually hate my soul??

yes, cato, your fit was hard as steel in my dream... now may i continue telling you about it..

had a dream that all of Btc lived in a big house, i was laying next to nabeel and noticed he was wearing one of my favorite hoodies and i thought he stole it. i went to check my closet and on the way there i heard Bad Boys downstairs so i go down and its 4 people chasing each other around the house

lowkey mood

When that blue oyster cult come on

eeeeeeee :3

New balances washed out skinny jeans trollface shirt and DC flat cap with the giant logo on it you decide if its tuff bro

left my computer on over night to download a large game and when i opened my eyes to see the screens still on i felt like such a technology addicted freak.

lawyers are just nerds that love gossip and i totally understand that

okay but jury duty sounds a little fun.. like you have the chance to clock someone’s tea so hard that for the rest of their life they will use ramen noodle packs as currency

that one friend that really needs help with his drinking 😞

i find any lip/mouth piercing so unattractive im sorry

MY BOOBS HURT

flip watch your back man she is out for your THROAT

sometimes i want to blink sideways like a reptile

whole vc tucked me into bed i feel so loved

love the little people in my little cell phone device

girl shut up

i don’t trust people who sleep in hammocks

i adore photography but you need to WELD me down to a chair in order for me to go back and edit any of these photos

when i was little i had to eat nacho cheese doritos one at a time with a cup of water because they were so spicy to me….

i ate too much ice cream and got a sugar rush then a headache like im 6 years old

grimace aim + btc iceburg....

i also had a dream where i was in cato’s house a couple days ago… i forget what happened but lowkey lock your windows cato because i got in so easy

i had a dream last night where i was waiting in line to check into my dentist appointment and the guy before me (construction worker) smelled so bad that when it was my turn i just started crying because i felt so bad for the person who had to work on his teeth

summoning salt never change or upgrade or improve your mic man it’s perfectly fine and sounds professional

they need to invent a jerma that streams again and has the chat of northernlion

undercover boss but it’s just for mediocre retail chains so the only drama is 14 year old part-time workers not folding the clothes right

thinking about putting tech bro crypto marketing words in my bio… April - building. networking. seeking solutions. 🔱📈✝️

everyone needs to put their bed in the corner of the room!!! i love my plushie cuddle corner so much i can’t live without it

so many arts and crafts to do im so excited

200,000 years of evolution and we still have toe nails?? all they do it get caught on socks and make it hurt to stub your toe

hii!!!! lf moots - 19 yo - val, lol, tft, mc - low elo supp main :< - euw ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა - anime, manga, webtoons 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ like ♡ if u want to be moots and touch paws (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ #bolttwt #boolts #rainbolttwt

Bro that’s not a bed

am i the only single person on the planet

yes im a girl that plays pokemon pocket and watches northern lion every morning… we exist.

i wonder how many 2020 drain gang tattoos have been covered up

spooky month!!!!

brought my laptop to the hospital to work while my mom has surgery and the security guard checking my bag was stun locked and had no clue what to call me 😭 he legitimately just stared at me with his mouth open for 8 good seconds before i said “i have a laptop” and he waved me through

8 people in the vc and you could hear a pin drop >>>

just having WHATEVER for breakfast

starting HRT tomorrow… basically getting myself boobs for christmas ?

GOODBYE MOM!

need a girlfriend-shaped weighted blanket 😞