how i feel taking vitamin D, 20mg of ritalin, and doing my hrt shot all within 10 minutes of waking up every wednesday morning

slept kinda weird on my pillow and woke up with a kirk in my neck

bottom surgery? oh you mean a shrimp off

not to be darkwoke or anything but it should stop at “LGBTQ+” because i already struggle with remembering 5 letters and right now it’s getting ridiculous

can i sit on your shoulder like a pirate’s parrot

20 questions was for cato’s brother and the hint he gave me was “he’s a debate topic” 😭😭😭😭😭

life is rough when all youve got is a fat ass butt

jo we need you on gta

girl who covers her eyes before walking into the gta strip club

genuinely considered for the people i know who play games all day and have no interest in going to school / working

i like cold water but DESPISE the sound of ice in a water bottle

they’re swearbaiting me in the vc.

im just not clicking this

on some april shxt

bomb the entirety of america im sorry its for the greater good

2015 was probably such a great year to be a lesbian

lowkey cato has been moving different since shaving his beard

omg.

she’s learning english 🥺

not to dogpost on here or anything but i really love the smell of new tennis balls

in 2026 spinning someone’s block means you hung out with them. Ex. “i spun abney’s block last night, it was so fun we watched a scary movie together”

go ahead and like some of these posts yall

people don’t know that 6 7 is just a reference to a street name that was a lyric in a song used in a popular NBA edit and i think that’s wonderful

i want good chicken fried rice so gosh darn bad omg i’m going to BITE someone

@lordvoldemort.bsky.social is lowkey like a flu that comes around every winter to steal Jo away and make him sad

what kind of freak do you have to be to lie about eating the Ai ice cream

i wonder if i will legally change my name and gender before cato gets new headphones

weather forecast said today had a high of 61 degree which is super hot compared to the 30 it’s been lately but it turns out that temperature was only at 3am and the rest of the day was cloudy and freezing. =(

the secret third team kill that doesn’t get you banned 🙊

im not joking, my dad will REWIND commercials on tv

i hope that by the time i actually have money traveling to Japan as an American isn’t super frowned upon and hated by locals 😞

tweeting every thought that has come to me in the last 72 hours in the span of 10 minutes at 1am

would any of you come to my slumber party? i would bake cookies and we could build pillow forts and play split screen minecraft on my xbox 360…

They kill to be me the way im so eepy

rubbing lotion on my hands before bed makes me feel like a fly

Spiritually fat

is it okay to post sfw HRT progress pictures……… maybe i will regret it im not sure

3pm dentist appointment so i will be in waiting mode for the next 4 hours

i know im getting older when my favorite youtubers as a kid now have children and thinning hairlines

Jerma's cameo in pluribus was crazy

he keeps talking about cracking things and him being due in the vc..?

oh perfect

big shirt. big shirt i wear. big . shirt goes to knees big shirt is yay i like my big shirt. big

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can they invent a way to drink a lot of water and be hydrated without having to pee 999 times a day ☹️

lala will fall and alala will rise

caught myself mid sentence saying “miney” out loud to my parents