My sister bought a beanie and then didn’t like how it looked on her so she decided to just give it to me and it’s the happiest I’ve felt in like a month probably

Customizing my phone with apps and shit wallpapers and widgets, themes and stuff even different cases and other kind of epic shit lol my phone is so fucking cool got games and shit lol youtube and TV on it shows and movies let’s go 🍿

I finally installed iOS 26 so now I have to make my phone look like this until it starts to piss me off

The world if I died

It’s easy to hate the dodgers but it’s impossible to hate shohei so whats the plan here

Sorry for being late teacher I was once again having the dream where all my teeth are falling out

Try not to freak the fuck out challenge

I exist in peoples minds, wow

Finished breaking bad and better call saul idk how many months ago and im still watching youtube slop about them if that doesn't tell you enough about how good these shows are idk what will @killeverything3.bsky.social

I think its fucking obvious why bro

Got my cat good with the old "reusable dollar store bag laying on the bed" trick she's been sleeping there for like 3-4 hours omg

Got on the bus and scanned my card and it was expired so I told the driver "I'll load it up and scan it in a sec you can keep driving" and this dirt bag said "Nope! Do it right here while I wait or get on the next one" like okay bro do you really think I'm tryna swindle you that bad???

Bird for bird war for war

Solary vs jetlag TM wold cup final and i didnt even watch lol am i stupid

@killeverything3.bsky.social Quit changing your shit come and accept the game bro

I got the devil another month of mullvad because they paid the last one on my account and i had to respect it

We were actually tweaking off the lootbox trying to get the legendary charlie kirk septic

This jit cracks open cold ones with the boys

Had a dream I was at a theme park /waterpark and I had some sort of real life shadowplay device on me but it wasn’t like a button I had to do shift + f10 using these keyboard segments i was carrying in my pockets but who gaf ts not important because later on into the dream i get ambushed by some

Like for an anonymous TBH 👀

Feeding the downward spiral for short term peace of mind >>>>

When me and my irl used to smoke a shit ton of weed every night we’d have this running gag of winking at each other every time we made eye contact it was like a competition of who could do it quicker and we’d have irrational laughing fits over it

Who gaf end everything let’s go back to the big bang and try again

Alcoholism to pod about list addiction pipeline

They don't tell you this but the trick to avoiding withdrawals is to keep taking the drug that was giving you them forever

My grandma was missing a tooth when we went to eat and I lowkey was scared shitless for like an hour bro but then i finally asked why and it was nothing and shes getting another one back - Fun fact about this dinner

Fuckkkk bro

Before the 100k psl vs faze stream i remember ludwig said sum like “we’re gonna do a 100k rematch sponsored by at&t but they need us to change the name from psl because of what it stands for” and no joke when i saw the announcement and it was still psl i was like wtf kinda strings did he pull LOL

This one probably had yall scratching your heads like crazy lol prob had yall looking into the sky twirling your hair so ill finally reveal what it meant: Its my locker number i was scared i would forget it

When you on screenshare and dont know what to do because youre the entertainer but you ran out of material... stressful situation

When that blue oyster cult come on

Bro put the ig back up we need to viggle ai you into incredibly gassy and 67

We’re gonna swim like a fish 🐟🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐟🐠🐠🐠🐟🐟🎏🎏🎏

New action packed game title ideas: - Super Explosion Warfare - Crazy Explosion Fight - Exploding Gunfights Extreme - Giant Battle Explosions - Missile Explosion Battlegrounds

Had maybe the most evil dream ever?

Us hardcore allies lowkey have it 10x harder than yall but thats not a conversation you're ready for 🤷‍♂️

Dentist appointment fucked my schedule so bad it’s actually horrible man this might be the worst week of all time

I had like 9 different dreams today

Opps had me on my knees handcuffed with a bag over my head counting from 1 to 10 as fast as I could repeatedly

You cracking bro for $1? 👀

I wish i was chopped af and fat so i could justify this path ive been on

I feel like a sims characters in a jerma stream

Dare-devil, she-devil, printer’s devil, evil

Jesus im actually tweaking bruh

Ima start saying whom instead of who when proper so i can be a level 100 geek asshole