That was NOT my wolverine. What the fuck is this skinny-ass bullshit, @naughtydog.com ? Wolverine is a short, buff dude.

OMG! Warframe will let us use our Railjacks for the Orion/Sirius missions. Hell, yeah!!!

Hot take: Warframe Orion and Sirius should have two abilities each. One utility and one damage. And like Dante, they could stack or work off of each other. Having four abilities for each of them will just have people maining one over the other and I think that sucks.

@warframe.com please see this and make the appropriate changes.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! Spidey. What the hell, dude? Not the fucking flamingos. What about NYFC? JFC. Your PR team really fumbled this one.

And now people are doing their over sexualization of Sirius and Orion in Warframe. Like, people. Not EVERYTHING in this game needs to be about a fetish. And yo, incest? C'mon. Touch some grass with that shit.

What The Fuck is this?!? That's some clever shit, Sounders.

STEEL PATH RAILJACK!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!

@warframe.com then fine, don't separate equinox but ffs, make her better than she is now. With sirius/Orion, she is being outclassed in her own gimmick.

@warframe.com whatever you did to Orion and sirius, do it to equinox. Please. God, please! And do a rework.

What is the peak viewer count for a normal Warframe devsteeam? It is 42k! I don't think I have seen it like this in a very long time.

Shit, man. SF6 World Tour was my favorite part. As an old head, this was a massive shot in the arm. Abandoning it just sucks.

I absolutely hate the USMNT's kit. Why couldn't they take a hint and be subdued? Nobody likes us, and that's not okay. We don't always have to be ostentatious.

I'll say it to bring it up: I want promotion and relegation in MLS. Now is the time to do it.

Keane and Norah Jones. One after the other on my morning train ride into work. What a weird, organically nostalgia trip. I don't know if I like it but it brings me comfort. Eh, fuck it. I'll take it.

Sounders need, have needed, and I will continue to beat this dead horse until Christ rises from the grave, a fucking striker who can work with the players who give a shit. Also, giving up Georgi was a goddamned mistake. A GODDAMNED MISTAKE and I won't let the Sounders forget it.

Me after the Sounders lose to LAFC. Again. Godfuckingdammit. Schmetz buddy, pal, booba, if I can tell who gives a shit THROUGH THE RADIO, THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO TO BENCH AND JUMP DOWN THEIR THROATS WITH BOTH FEET. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

This game has me whelmed. Cripes, the Sounders either are gassed, cooked, or are being served. Get it together, boys.

We takin 3 points and committing a felony! FUCK LA! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

This Destiny 2 vs Warframe feels EXACTLY the same as when Mitsubishi stopped making the Lancer Evolution to compete against the Subaru WRX STI. Competition is good and fosters innovation.

Great. My Warframe feed is full of depressed Destiny 2 players (understandable), cranky D2 players being told to play Warframe (don't do that Tenno), or Warframe players celebrating Destiny's shuttering (gross. Fucking grow up). Be kind to your fellow Drifters across Destiny and Warframe.

@lrdzane.bsky.social I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!

@warframe.com I think you guys need to go back and rework a certain tile set. You can want to challenge people all you like but some of us just suck at these.

Did the Warframe grid thing. This was fun. grids.fun/t/about-me-war

I love that I can play Spider-Man in Warframe and still have a great time.

@warframe.com MAKE THIS HAPPEN, PLEASE!

Nova Heirloom #warframefanart

I am dancing in the kitchen! Sounders Won!

ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS?!??? ARE THE SOUNDERS GOING TO WIN?!?

Come on Arriola. Please be that impact player I think you can be.

Now, see Morris almost had that goal. And that was inspiration! More of that, Sounders!

And don't come at me after this game with stats and math and xG and blah blah blah. Christ, I've always wanted out of these games like I play: "scrappy, fast, and hits like a truck."

It is unfair of me to hate on Morris. But I have always compared him to Dempsey and I want Dempsey results (or at the very least, inspiration).

It's almost as if we need a, oh, I don't know, georgi minoungou to inject a response here. But, of course, we don't have a Georgi. We a Morris. God, I wish Morris would prove us all wrong every game.

This is a battle between Seattle and San Jose. Good Lord.

Holy shit! We scored while I was in Safeway! Right on, Ferreira!

This game is a real pain in my ass. Glad the Sounders went level, but sheesh! #sounders

Bring the Mayhem and Chaos! We want all 3 points! ACAB Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

I had a thought... What if Captain Vor was voiced by Mickey Mouse? #Warframe #clip #CaptainVor www.twitch.tv/videos/27700...

At the beginning of the day, the Stoic says: People are going to be... ...rude ...dumb ...jealous ...dishonest ...petty BUT..."nobody can implicate me in their ugliness."

Happy Star Wars day! May the 4th be with you! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

Throwin hands in the midwest and taken them 3 points! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

@warframe.com please fix it

open.spotify.com/track/250bBZ... I am going to be THAT guy for this post. Why didn't @digitalextremes.com choose this song for the latest @warframe.com trailer? Don't get me wrong. Crawling Backwards out of Heaven is a raucous song. I just think this one fits thematically (lyrics-wise).

I am old but I do not get Follie's kit. I've put in a solid 15 hours, modded the hell out of her, and oof, I just don't jive with the gameplay loop she introduces. Maybe this is what it was like with Hydroid back in the day...

Just finished my beer in my Warframe glass while listening to ERRA, and grilling. #dadlife #warframe @warframe.com

The latest Warframe update trailer was peak. The aesthetic☺️, the music🎵🎸, the pure vibe! youtu.be/MR5JrEGtL50?...

@seattlekraken.com play like this and lose out on the playoffs and no one will care. No one will bat an eyelash.

New tenno grinding relics in Warframe! A CALL TO ACTION! Make your life a little easier with warframerelics.com

I cannot stress enough that I have to remind people monthly that one of the best characters you can get in Warframe is heavily pregnant