Boy did I read the name of this product wrong 👀

Chloe Kelly causing palpitations all across the BBC by dropping the F-bomb live on national daytime TV…what a girl 😄

#NUFC playing Glad All Over, #CPFC's song, after the full-time whistle. Not sure that's necessary... #NEWCRY

No wonder Newcastle were desperate to sign Guehi. He bloody loves them.

Leicester losing means (officially) that #bhafc are staying up, folks. Get the party started! 🎉 🥂

Simon Hooper, he’s one of your own 🎶 #bhafc

That squad is almost enough to make me want Southgate back. Imagine being almost any defender in the Premier League and realising 32 year old Dan Burn has been picked ahead of you 😳 Horrific.

Bloody hell. I’m agreeing with an Everton fan. Add Henderson to the “should be nowhere near an England squad” conversation.

That, Fulham, is for every crappy, spawny, undeserved point you’ve scammed off us in the Premier League era, and quite frankly it couldn’t be funnier #bhafc

In a world full of Elon Musks, Be a Dolly Parton. 💙

Siri: define “celebrating prematurely”

5am alarm. Six hour+ drive to Newcastle, and still two more hours till I get home. That late but deserved Albion winner has made every single second worthwhile 🤩 #bhafc

Now we can all breathe again, let’s talk about Minteh winning the ball in our box, absolutely skying his clearance, then going for the bicycle kick with his second attempt, and accidentally booting it out for a corner 😄 #bhafc

Stars tonight for me: -JPVH -Webster -Gomez -Bart #bhafc

Me, trying to get to and from Southampton today (thank you Network Rail).

Not for long #BHAFC

Just learned that Adam Lallana will miss today’s game through injury and I for one am SHOCKED.

Veltman the Penguin when challenged by Enzo Fernandez in the Drusillas penalty area 😍:

Two wins over a mediocre Chelsea side and I’m making plans to do Newcastle away. I know how this ends, end yet…and yet…

Bit surprised Chelsea didn’t play Nkunku tonight, what with their lack of strikers. #bhafc

Roses are 🌹 Violets are blue Let’s laugh at Chelsea Two wins out of two #bhafc

Lads, that's Millwall. You've used a picture of Millwall. #pafc

Today must be very confusing for Queens Park Rangers fans on social media.

Gotta laugh at the Argyle centre half announcing "I fucking love it" twice, live on prime time ITV 😄

Trying to think if there’s some sort of place we could hang this.

Pubs in Parsons Green now offering free pints for every Chelsea clean sheet #bhafc

Never ever leave, Joel Veltman #bhafc

Very impressive performance by Brighton and a fully deserved victory. Rutter was sensational. Quite incredible that Chelsea — of all the clubs in world football — suddenly find themselves looking so short of options and depth.

Images that precede hilarious events #bhafc

Sanchez 🤣

Hang it- as the kids say- in the Louvre #BHAFC

1:39 Foul awarded against Havertz. Never seen anything like it.

Anyone hear a weird high pitched whining noise that just goes on and on and on? Haven’t heard it since <checks notes> last time we played Arsenal.

Timber now suspended for Saturday. Good start. Hoping Brentford go full Veltman on Arsenal and get them some more cards.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation time 😍🎄

Hate the fact that Fulham away has basically turned into a trip of hope over expectation in recent years #bhafc

Second bottom 😃

Lallana going off injured in the first half. Everyone at Brighton:

Lineker: “Fabian, are you surprised by just how well your team have started the season?” Hürzeler: “No” 😃 #BHAFC

Us looking at the PL table if we beat Southampton on Friday #bhafc

Here they are! #bhafc

Time to shine, Mats #bhafc

Mike Dean says it wasn’t a yellow for Baleba and I for one believe him despite the considerably handicap of not having actually seen it.

In fact, I think I’ll have a second slice 😋 #BHAFC

Give me some of that GOAL PIE 💙🤍💙 #bhafc

Harry Howell’s “shin” pads, ladies & gentlemen: pushing the laws of the game to their absolute limit 😄 #bhafc

-sMall cLub! -wArra tRoPhy! -You will ReleGAte soOn and We aRe hEre foR it! Anyone else really missing the online Chelsea community so far? Nah. Me neither. #bhafc

When you’re watching the England v Ireland game tomorrow and focusing entirely on hoping Evan Ferguson gets through it without being on the receiving end of a Gibbs-White scissor tackle 🙏 #bhafc

International breaks #bhafc

The new #bhafc head of sports medicine is doing well then 😄