We can't get raptured tomorrow, I haven't finished writing my Timothy Abraham Curtis biography

I am slowly creeping towards finishing sewing my transitional short stays. They were supposed to be finished for an event last June, and... weren't.

For those who missed it, here's my obituary for Charlie Kirk, a man who made the world worse every day he drew breath. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...

The absolute and gutting heartbreak of falling in love with a cat you can't keep.

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

Public service announcement: please do not donate niche 80s porn books to your local public library.

I'm making homemade roasted red pepper and feta cheese pinwheels for my lunches for the next week and I'm very excited to see how they turn out.

My plastic Singer sewing chest finally died after about a decade, so I got myself this cute new one from Hobbycraft. I am fighting so hard not to go back and buy the backpack version of this for sewing on the go because nhhhhhhhhhhhh preeettttyyyyyyyyy

I'm sorting my sewing stuff today and I am genuinely never allowed to say that I have nothing to sew ever again because I need to start getting through some of the fabric I've got.

The Living and the Dead. Nobody talks about this show and I absolutely adored it. Rural folk horror at its finest.

No trippy anaesthetic dreams, but good god feeling your whole body go limp and then waking up in another room is weird

I'm having dental surgery tomorrow and it'll be the first time since I was three that I've been under general anaesthetic and I'm hoping for some trippy anaesthetic dreams

Repair psychic damage from the labor department AI slop with beautiful Soviet work safety posters

Perfect library joke

I realised my makeup and skincare drawer was not sparking joy so I spent some money and now it sparks much joy! Mmmmm. ✨Organised.✨

Looked at my student loan debt for the first time in seven years, look at all that money I'm not going to pay back

Watto can I do for you today senpai

I broke my self-imposed moratorium on buying any new eyeshadow palettes today and bought 4. In my defence, a) they're pretty, b) they were supposed to be expensive but were half price, c) I was left unsupervised in a T. K. Maxx with grown-up money.

Post a meme made by you I'm so proud of this one

Post a meme made by you

Turning off my VPN so I don't have to see more sexy Watto drawings, you degenerates

I haven't watched Episode 1 in a hot minute but I'm pretty sure this is about how it went down between Watto and Qui-Gon

I can't find any actual sources for it but *please*. Oh my god please. Make my weekend.

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Pros of making elderberry cordial: delicious medicinal cordial, yum yum Cons of making elderberry cordial: my hands look like I've stolen Wonka's Magic Chewing Gum

It should be legal to throw rocks at people riding motorised bikes on pavements

Just once I'd like to come into this graveyard and not find a questionable bone

While on holiday I found this gravestone in North Berwick made entirely out of iron, which is something I've never seen before. From a cursory glance the son of John Hamilton and Helen Bertram was an iron moulder, which explains the unusual choice.

I passed my apprenticeship with a Distinction! It's got to go off for final approval but HOORAY I'M GOOD AT CUSTOMER SERVICE 😎🎉

complaint email written and sent! 💪🔥

Better sit down

I'm tidying up my work bag so it's time to play "how many lipsticks does Morrighan have packed" and the answer is always "too many"

Man, I love locking in my End Point Assessment for my apprenticeship next Wednesday, thinking "ok, I have the weekend to finish my note cards" and immediately getting sick

I can now add "cat wrangler" to my job description.

I always sign my work emails off "kind regards" and one day I will make a typo and be hauled up for accidentally sending a slur to someone.

I'm Samara-Jade, narrative designer and urban fantasy/horror writer. The weirdest inspiration came from a club night. I saw a group of 6ish cisboys with the same: - haircut - outfits - speaking voice/jargon Then I made a demon that erodes self-identity who lives on social media #horrorwriterschat

Dance of the Astral Witch 11x17" prints available at Geek Girl Con in Seattle next month!

I'm still not feeling the need to draw anything particularly strongly, so I'm still probably working through burnout, but I am keenly missing the community of being a working artist this evening.

true love is found in the space between the person who is scared of bugs and the person who is willing to deal with the bugs

I do not need to own a church pulpit I do not need to own a church pulpit I do not need to own a church pulpit

Aldi currently has this little keycap fidget in and it makes SUCH a good noise

Last night I started putting together research for the history comic I want to make about the burial of unbaptised children, and have stumbled upon a side quest research question about pseudonyms used to bury unidentified bodies. Guess I'm doing both now!

I want to eat the 2500 year old Mystery Goo

Every time I feel sad about my appearance I remember that Victorian women would have been so jealous of my lips and I feel better.

Today I got to recommend both Looshkin and Darren Shan to kids. My job absolutely rocks and now my six month probation is over and they're never getting rid of me.

being an artist is hilarious because it's like "yeah i can capture and depict the intricacies of the human form" and then 10 minutes later im googling some shit like "bed" because i forgot what basic things look like

I have realised today, after sleeping for 9 hours and then napping for 5 more, that I might have idiopathic hypersomnia. I'm not sure where to take it from here, but oh god this would explain so much.

Yeah I'm going to pass on this age verification bullshit

I love that for the last three years I've been sat here going "nah, I definitely don't have Data Analyst Autism" but work have tasked me with creating and maintaining a spreadsheet for all our room bookings and I can now safely say that nope, I definitely have Data Analyst Autism