*Jeff Foxworthy voice* If you think paprika is spicy, you might be a European

well, it's like I always say: "The wolf 🐺🐾 I always say what is within you and it's something you need to get out get it fuckin out you'll feel better trust me I have been kicked out of just about everywhere lol 😂 go for it"

I constantly have the urge to talk shit on people who suck but will avoid internet conflict at every turn, so I don't talk shit on here. But just know that I do want to

Genuinely, how the fuck does an artist/band called Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat get more than a couple dozens streams on Bandcamp let alone playing one of the most esteemed festivals in Europe? Even if it's the greatest music ever made, wtf man

Alright friends. Website is done. Back to logo sketches and other things. Glad to have this thing off my plate. Here's screen shots of each section. It's kind of crazy seeing a lot of these things all together (and that's not even everything). Here's the link - unknownrelic.com

"Jinglehorse" sounds like a slur

I wonder how many people have never listened to Chat Pile because they think the first word in the name is referencing the internet

Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/

If I see one more fearmongering article article about cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome I'll fucking "scromit" all over you.

Death Metal Album of the Year FACT

"From a non-smoking studio" Oh so it's never made any bangers? No thanks

I think we're at the point where all new bands have to use terrible names because all the good ones have been taken

Mahomes and Kelce complaining about the referees is some seriously self-absorbed shit. They are the prettiest of the NFL pretty boys

My wife watches/listens to YouTube drama streamers constantly and tbh it makes me want to self immolate.

Garth Ennis and Alan Moore are two of the greatest storytellers of all time

One of my biggest regrets is not beating the fuck out of someone that deserved it before I turned 18

New Converge = Pre-ordered ✅

Got a Trogotronic Antidote waiting at home for me; about to enter the longest 2 hours of work known to man

I have music, names, and lyrics for 4 separate new projects but idk which one to tackle first. 2 screamo-ish, 2 hardcore-ish.

Osgood Perkins might be the most mid filmmaker of all time

GODF LESH as knuckle tattoos

Evergreen Terrace might be the funniest band name ever but only if you know why

EHX Electric Mistress Deluxe is the most slept on modulation pedal out there

Working on a classic grunge cover but our way, if you guess it I'll tell you the name of our upcoming LP

If I see you eulogizing Cheney on the timeline I'm gonna steal something from your house!

Good fucking riddance Cheney

Polyphia is Chon for douchebags

Just hit my yearly deductible and fully expecting to be priced out of health insurance entirely next year so it's time to schedule as many appointments and check ins as possible before 12/31

No gigs booked for the rest of the year. Maybe that means we'll finish LP2 before 2026?! Maybe

Did a paper owned by a tech billionaire write this?

People that expect to take SSRIs and have no negative side effects are hilarious

Pull The Plug Patches is the Hot Topic of the licensed merch world. So many all-over prints and under flat brim prints.

It should be illegal to listen to religious music of any kind out loud at work

New Sanguisugabogg is their best material by FAR

These are real lyrics that the biggest pop star in the world put on a real song on a real album

ALBUM PREMIERE: Umulamahri - Learning the Secrets of Acid Featuring members of Baring Teeth, Pyrrhon, and Weeping Sores

Distillate is the fake grain alcohol gas station Fireball shooters of the weed world

2-3 more weeks 🫡

Caleb Hammer is the one of the most annoying humans on the internet. The only person he's ever been pleasant to is someone that makes 10x more money than he does and is conventionally attractive. He treats everyone else like ignorant trash just bc they don't have their finances in order

Anyone actually genuinely engaging with the "Tylenol causes autism" shit, especially having a serious debate about it, is legitimizing the misinformation machine that is the US Government. You know it's false, don't bring someone who's objectively correct and a conspiracy theorist to a debate

What is the reason that it's always self-declared "alpha male" authoritarians who have the thinnest skin and can't withstand even the tiniest criticism? This reveals weakness. If your ideas are actually so vastly superior, won't they eventually silence dissenters on a sustained basis at any rate?

Dubstep but all the sounds are from Trogotronic gear

From 2023. www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

Only old heads remember that Exmilitary by Death Grips was released on Grindcore Karaoke

FINALLY ABLE TO ANNOUNCE THIS SHIIIIIT me and the QR crew have been working on this for so so long and it's gonna be SO GOOD

Logo design and album title design for the band Malevich and their latest album "Under a Gilded Sun" malevichatlanta.bandcamp.com/album/under-... #metalsky #illustration #logodesign #metallogo #logo #logologologo #art #artwork

Less than 2 weeks until our first gig since May. Jason from VIN/Lungs/Fairer Sands filling in on bass. Wretched Blessing from Chicago. Valeska Suratt opening up. A quick slapbanger on a Monday night

If you have any sort of emotion in regard to a collection of 1s & 0s, you're an idiot of an unfathomable order

“Does my pet rock feel sad when I don’t walk it every day?”