If a cannabis product says it is made with diamonds or live resin extract with added terpenes, that means it's essentially the 99 Bananas (or what fruit/flavor you want) of weed. Distillate is the grain alcohol of weed

RIP Bo Lueders. We've opened for HW multiple times and he was kind to us every time and was truly a lifer. Listen to Harms Way today

People actually listen to Nekrogoblikon? Why?

Is The Pitt to emergency medicine what The Bear is to the restaurant industry?

Show me a breakdown heavier than To Carry The Load you can't

Paul Walter Hauser - easily top 10 American actors of the 21st century

I would like to see Lamb of God this evening, alas tickets are almost $100 with fees

Netanyahu legit looks like Anton Chigurh and acts like him too

Next coupla gigs

FUCK YOU FUCK OFF OUT NOW!!!!! voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-y... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypSx...

[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶

Cyclists with no lights or hi vis at night might be the dumbest people on the planet

Rick Beato is the most obnoxious boomer on YouTube by a wide margin

I wanna open an Amsterdam-style coffee shop in Minneapolis, investors hml

Barry Keoghans face is in the Uncanny Valley

Minnesota's First Law is "the intensity of a snowstorm is inversely proportional to the amount you hear about it ahead of time"

Any Minnesotans what to bet 5 bucks on whether it'll actually be snowpocalypse on Sunday? I'm putting my bucks on under 12" average for the twin cities

Have we considered widening?

Yall need to stop equating the quality/amount of crucial merch at a show to the quality of the scene. Anyone can put an OG Merauder T on a credit card, the music is the only thing that matters

Kickback? I'd rather kick back and listen to Integrity instead

The cannabis industry is easily the cringiest and stupidest bullshit out there. Weed culture is the worst. Nearly all so-called "experts" are just insufferable anti-intellectual jocks-turned-weedheads that make a competition out of an art form.

Please never talk to me if you think A432 hertz is some secret magical tuning frequency

I got a new Eurorack module that (among other things) has a Morse Code generator with different outputs for the dots and dashes which you can be used to create different rhythms. Every 24 hours, new Morse Code is generated based on the next 3 words of The Oddyssey by Homer in order. So fucking cool

This year is the year Metropolis is supposed to happen. One can only hope.

Minneapolis traffic is either caused by people driving like slackjawed idiots or trying to drive so defensively it becomes dangerous

MY NAME IS VOID MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2G9... FUCK YOU FUCK OFF OUT MARCH 25TH voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-y...

Saturday you dumb assholes

The podcast bubble NEEDS to pop, Paulie Shore and Earl Sweatshirt should not be having a recorded conversation

Jim E Brown is just doing Hans Moleman if he was a British alcoholic

Isn't it so rad that if you're friends with the "cool kids" in the music scene you can basically do whatever you want and you'll still be "good dude backed hard"?

Correlation =/= causation. Weed isn't for everyone but this is some lazy ass propaganda

While moshing, read the room before, during, and after. Go buck wild and only hurt yourself

You should only be able to talk about anime with people that you are actively watching it with. Don't fucking talk to me about anime

Rick Beato is in a league of his own as far as insufferable guys go. Somehow a boomer and a zoomer at the same time

Donated all merch sales (including taxes and shipping fees) from the past 3 weeks to MIRAC and will continue to do so until ICE fucks out of MN mummifiedgasp.bigcartel.com

Been seeing a number of articles that detail people's fall into chatbot-led psychosis. Anyone who engages that much with any chatbot is already mentally ill, I think that's a bigger story than ChatPPP telling someone they will meet their soulmate soon

Listen to Geese or Wednesday? You'd have to Zelle me brother

Just over 2 weeks til this gig, don't forget to tell your boss to fuck off that night

New merch online, all proceeds benefit MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee) mummifiedgasp.bigcartel.com/products

Mossad would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

Just over 2 weeks til this gig, don't forget to tell your boss to fuck off that night

Legitimately, Metallica should've played before the Super Bowl.

Dave Mustaine sold weed back in the early Metallica days. If I had to buy pot from him I'd probably never smoke again

I love you more than Karl Sanders loves harmonic minor

Minneapolis is still occupied and now the MPD is stepping in to essentially be ICE-by-proxy. ACAB / AIAAB

Just came across a YT channel called "unreasonablystretchedsamples" and it's exactly what it says. For what purpose someone would need a 10 minute long hi-hat sample escapes me but do you I guess

This happened to my buddy once

Remember when some dudes did a drive-by paintball shooting at one of our shows because the flyer depicted then Police Chief Bob Kroll as a KKK member?