"Superheroes or not, New York keeps doin its thing."

*Tony Stark* ~Variant - Doesn't Die in EG ~JARVIS is still a thing ~Writer is over 30 ~No minors ~Banter, detailed, or short. Will adapt ~Ships on Chemistry only (Partial to Stony) ~ l*wd/smut is earned! ~Crossovers welcome

Hey, fuckheads.

. . . 𝘽𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏.ᐟ

"Fuckin babe."

𝖫𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗒𝗋, 𝖨 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾. rp | mdni | law and order mv | ms | 18+

Someone say edible?

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞; 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. - 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞

Don't ask.

It speaks of how highly Nadia must think of @expertempathy.bsky.social considering how she's actually put on a dress tonight. She does her make up all nice, touches up her chipping nail polish. A little spritz of black-currant and vanilla perfume. -

I'm like an olive. You love me or you hate me.

When the guy eats you out like a pupcup, he's a keeper.

~40 years old, look fifty, feel eighty, still getting laid.

😘

😘

There's something about him.

Men are always surprised when I know more than they do in their area of expertise. Close your mouth, honey, you're gonna catch flies.

Fucking shitass o'clock.

In this house, we love the sluts.

Can you believe that *I'm* the first one to put this puppy in a collar? He wears it well, don't you think? ( @expertempathy.bsky.social )

I promise, if I break you, I'll glue you back together. 😘

Some days just get you like --

Is the universe tryin' to tell me somethin' again?

Oh, yeah. It was Easter, wasn't it. Eh.

Makes sense. It's all she wanted to talk about.

Oh, so she's well-known?

I think that journalist-bitch is jealous. It's making sense now because wowowow. Y'know? Like. Yeah. You get it.

Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me. #SeductiveSunday

"I'm a fucking delight."

Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me. #SeductiveSunday

People who hurt their pets are the worst people. They deserve worse than serial killers in my humble opinion.

Let's pour one out tonight for schizophrenic moms.

... 👀

I *just* said I was going to ignore her--.

You've got it, sweetness.

Is that who she is? You two've got history, huh?

She's like a prettier, younger me.

「 𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 」 ⤷ 𝗥𝗣. ⤷ 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗨. ⤷ 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜.

"Listen, I like a muscle-bound beefcake wrapped in latex as much as the next guy, but ..."

"I don't fucking put up with bullshit, so if you're thinkin' about bullshitting me, don't even start."

"Most people just keep a picture of the person they love in their pocket. Or phone, these days."

That's my "very not cool" face.

"You guys are adorable."

Ok. I have to agree here.