California highway caught up in war zone SNAFU. Shrapnel at 11.

Do not forget that Canva is the official signmaker of Antifa. #NoKings

I can tell you from personal experience it’s very difficult to bite an ICE officer while playing the clarinet.

This is the sound of justice!

Charlie Chaplain was prescient beyond his imagination. And not just regarding fascism.

First they came for the clarinet players, and I said nothing because I play an oboe.

PLEASE do not release the Epstein files tomorrow so this can live in the media cycle for as long as possible.

Same percentage that believes the moon landing was faked and the Earth is flat. They proly think Kimmel is an AI chat bot. #PEBCAD

Me: Sir, the snowflakes are triggered by the 1st Amendment. Antifa President Dwight D. Eisenhower: Hold the line!

There always a tweet.

If only he’d consulted the journals of Lewis and Clark.

My favorite part in “Sneakers” was when Robert Redford realized he could break any encryption and then released the Epstein files. No more secrets!

Thoughts and prayers, MAGA.

She would have also known how percentages work.

Have him do the math!

Give him a white board, a Sharpie, and a hit on live TV. Then have him use that fabulous degree from Wharton to do the math. Your ratings will go up 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, maybe 1,500%.

Geologic Periods xkcd.com/3120/

The fact that Marc Andreessen wants to end NSF after it made him the white supremacist he his today (and gave us the Netscape browser) tells me everything I need to know about becoming a tech oligarch.

Grok known when you are sleeping. Grok knows when you’re awake.

Normally, we’d never know Cheeto Benito was failing his middle school history class. Thankfully there’s this livecam footage of him getting an F on yet another pop quiz.

In #TrumpWorld, “everything’s computer” in a car, phone numbers get sucked into your phone, and prisons still use physical tape from 1999 that need a full minute to rewind.

Tonight’s battle of the bands: The Pedophile Cabal vs The Deep State

Amurica. F’yeah!

Autobill is the new Autopen.

Kompromat is a helluva drug.

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These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, but Trump is in the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter! OBI-WAN KENOBI, GENERAL OF THE GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC. 🖖🏼

“No, Kristen. We’re not at war with the Rebel Alliance. We’re at war with Rebel Alliance’s secret base on Yavin 4.” 🖖🏼

In the movie version, JD Vance will realize the call was coming from inside the house.

Black Mirror Season 8 preview is lit: “After repeated updates to its system, the AI kept finding previous hints that it had been right all along. That led to the unthinkable: The meat-verse LLM controlling those updates needed its own update.”

And that hat is made of Soylent Green.

Happy Father’s Day

America is awesome! 🇺🇸

🤬 WTAF 🤬 In my America, we don’t assassinate our political colleagues to gain majorities in legislative bodies! 🇺🇸

You misspelled “assassinated.”

Padilla was allowed to enter the building. He was also allowed to enter the room. There should be a comms person whose job includes recognizing all elected officials in the state where their boss is speaking. And it’s a scandal if there’s not.

Andor S2:E9. When the ISB starts going after senators, it all leads to authoritarianism. The galaxy is watching!

We’ve all watched Andor S2:E8. It’s just Palmo all over again. "We are the Ghor! The galaxy is watching!"

It’s amazing how clear the mind gets when you cleanse your body of the drugs for 48 hours.

🤬 you Peter Thiel. And in conclusion, 🤬 you Alex Karp. Good day, sirs!

“Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem appointed [David] Richardson – a former Marine combat veteran and martial-arts instructor…”

Eight Years A Slave www.ibtimes.co.uk/builderai-co...

Translation: “Soylent Green is people!” #JoniErnst

WTAF America wants COVID boosters.

I’m beginning to realize that we’re currently living in the prequel to Firefly and I need to find my gorram brown shirt.

Tell me you never watched Schoolhouse Rock without telling me you never watch Schoolhouse Rock.

15 friends? I’m still waiting for my check from George Soros for all the paid protesting from 2018. #NoFingWayZuck

I bet Pam Biondi and Kash Patel can’t sing the Preamble, and that’s what wrong with America.

WTAF #FreeDugan