87% of the people on social media apps are cool but unfortunately they only contribute to 0.87% of the bandwidth

My face in his rear view mirror when a guy hard pulls right out in front of me for no reason whatsoever then proceeds to go so painfully slow we both miss the painfully long traffic light

When you add only 6 characters of code to a codebase with over 10k existing lines and cause a syntax error

My wife passively/aggressively put my coffee cup into the sink to ensure our guests had coffee remaining knowing damn well I coulda drank 4 more cups this morning...

I don't come up with many good ideas, but most social media should come standard with this option to help slow trolling before it even starts ADH - the asshole defense hash undistinguished.com?myart=202503...

I searched Google for Best Hair Bands and the AI assistant gave me this shit. What a disservice to humanity

My son just proclaimed "My sweet potatoes are bad ass" and, honestly? He's not wrong...

If I listened to self proclaimed "professional coders" who have only ever licked the corporate boot for a living I'd have never considered myself "good enough" to make a career out of coding Takeaway - Gatekeepers are assholes

Yaaassss... New @daybackin.bsky.social episode dropped and it's comicbook coded AF! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Spending my "burned out from game writing" time on adding a real GUI interface to make my eYap undistinguished.com blog easier for me to add articles to Also slowly weaving in some of the ActivityPub/Mastodon compatibility I POC'd a couple of years ago Been fun to get back to Fediverse coding!

I really don't understand the beef Peppermint Patty had with the meal Snoopy made for Thanksgiving.. ... he's ... a ... damn ... dog ...

If you dont mix at least 70% of the leftovers together and eat them as a combined turkey and/or ham+Mac and cheese + mashed potato + more sandwich for at least one leftover meal are you really even celebrating thanksgiving bro?

99 problems and having 99 different things to eat on Thanksgiving ain't one

Stove-Top stuffing is better than home made. There, I said it.

Dude I glazed my Thanksgiving ham harder than Kevin Sorbo glazes the president

Reminder: *Hide and Creep* is a Thanksgiving movie. chance-shirley.blogspot.com/2025/11/holi...

My wife and daughter have been watching All Your Fault in my general vicinity .. And all I'ma say if anyone you know watches this show they have zero legs to stand on if you are an Indy wrestling fan because the writing on this show from what I've been exposed to thusfar is absolutely brutal

When you sign a contract with a company run by someone notoriously known for being delinquent on their bills, don't be surprised when they are delinquent on their bills Nashville already signed up for the FA, now in the FO phases.... fox17.com/news/local/s...

In a world that embraces corporately mass produced chocolate chip cookies, be a hand-made oatmeal scotchie

Job interviewer : "I noticed you have a 6 month gap in your resume 15 years ago; could you elaborate on what you were doing during that time?" Me :

@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Yaaaasss... YAAAS... thehardtimes.net/music/severa...

Trying something tonight I've never eaten : tofu tacos!

Client hive mindset : "Give us a great product that customers want to use but also allows us to monetize every damn mouse move they make..."

This people... 💯 x this... 🔥

Just so everyone knows this movie has Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, is amazing, and streaming free on Tubi m.imdb.com/title/tt1680...

If your Thanksgiving meal doesn't include egregious amounts of Mac and Cheese this holiday season you will be in my thoughts

"Buy our overpriced unnecessary tech waste you poor plebs! Daddy needs a 5th vacation home in Belize!"

Found a couple of low importance tasks where Claude AI actually saves me real time Fired it up for the first time in a few weeks yesterday and today and it throttled my mundane requests with their time limits almost immediately Dollars to donuts this quickly ends with overwhelming adverts

Went out to work on my game tonight and forgot my phone... Almost turned around to get it but said fug it. . ..most productive 2 hours I've had in months...

Still haven't gotten my sleeping rhythm normal since we fell off of daylight savings time 3 weeks ago.. 🫠

Find someone that looks at you as lovingly as Nate Silver looks at himself in the mirror while smelling his own farts and spewing nonsensical statistical half-truths to himself

Imagine being a crazy rich person (or, honestly, anyone for that matter) and going : Pedophilia? Sounds intriguing...

Keep on plebing hard AF ya fuggin' plebs... Google and Sundar have AI data centers to build... timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/t...

When you see a guy you grew up with on LinkedIn posturing he's the CEO of his own "company" but his company is just him going to local yard sales and reselling the shit on Facebook marketplace for barely any profit

For the first time in 15 years a company I am contracting for let me build a large scale process from the ground up without throwing petty bullshit wrenches in the mix It's anything but sexy but I've been working on it for almost a year now It should be done in ~3 weeks Databricks is dope

If I were the South Park Universe version of Zohran Mamdani I'd be extra cautious of JD Vance this season after what transpired yesterday

Hot take : Hot takes are for assholes...

Nothing convinces me I married a psychopath more than the fact she can sleep with her feet sticking out of the covers

The Machine : "Lick my AI generated boot in perpetuity, you worthless fleshbag cog!" www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman-t...

There's not a better "still healthy" food glow-up than thin cucumber slices soaked overnight in red-wine vinegar

My wife just got ahold of an old VCR to see what's on some video tapes we came across... One is of my old early 90s cover/original band...low point is me singing "The Humpty Dance" She's having a good time and my daughter is having a ball but shit it's brutal...

The best indicator that you are a complete hack in your chosen profession is being approached for potential employment by the Trump administration

The most egregious scam big-restaurant ever pulled is convincing people a wedge of iceberg lettuce is a whole damn salad

I lived in Kentucky for years and have seen Massie at his dumbest, so I have to admit it comes as an absolute shock that this guy is dropping political bodies left and right like he's fuggin' Peacemaker out here

Forced myself to take off 48 hours from working on refactoring game First day off I've had in months Honestly feels reaaalllyyy good.. maybe a bit too good.. 😂

Somewhere in America today a father will use the ol' "it was an ex-girlfriend's.. I promise!" excuse when confronted with the Stryper cassette his eldest son stumbled across while cleaning out the garage

Public apology to my air fryer for not using it regularly until last week : I'm sorry sir; I was not aware of your game...

I never knew there were multiple acceptable ways to pronounce Lafayette but yea.. there is...

We've gotten to the point where it's more convenient to drive out and buy a physical recipe book than it is to find a usable recipe on the internet

Starting a new diet today and looking for advice : Does Frankenberry and/or Booberry count as a fruit?