Help me out while between jobs in a new state and decide who I'm drawing after my Rivals Invisible Woman piece!

Me dishing out mutes on engagement thirsty accounts I see spoiling the latest Peacemaker episode less than 48 hours after it aired

The thing I like better about Gen V vs Peacemaker is that not as many assholes spoil the episode that aired less than 24 hours ago * Happened to me in regards to the new episode of Peacemaker again this week * 2nd time this season * Dont be a dick

The funny thing about cottage cheese is I get in a mood for it about once every 5 years, eat it for a couple of weeks on the regs, and then with one bite I'm like "nope" and peace out for 5 more years ...

It appears the UFC at the White House event is going to be a real thing. Has anyone in the inner circle actually paid attention to MMA over the last several years? The Venn Diagram of "Top MMA fighters" and "MMA fighters born in the United States" is quite small .. May lead to a sobering outcome..

I've enjoyed the new season of Peacemaker quite a lot, but it's been a more methodical pace this season which has been good for character development Last night's episode, however, implied the cadence of the how is ramping back up to "chaotic" .. and I'm here for it! Eagle fact : Eagly is GOAT

Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain? Email us at [email protected]. We'll allow you to screen it for free. Yes, again, this is real.

Until you can offer a dedicated SaaS (shit as a service) app that allows me to spin my own AI agent that incessantly trolls the people I know on LinkedIn and Facebook that post political cringe with pictures of only buttholes I'm not interested in AI in mah socials www.reuters.com/business/met...

How I feel after trying to get ahead on my diet for a few days in a row so I can eat like a complete asshole on Sunday

Me moving all my AI stocks into defense contracting stocks because when this bubble bursts US gonna be big mad and nothing appeases an angry population and desperate government more than unnecessary war...

Me trying to enjoy some time on my front porch but my WiFi reception is abysmal

Saw a LinkedIn post asking point blank: "Are you interested in healthcare IT?" Is this a trap? Sure, healthcare IT can lead to a decent paycheck, but who TF is actually "interested" in such sludge? Is the company trying to uncover the least interesting person in the US (due to HIPAA restrictions)?

Take away - anything can be a conspiracy theory if you are delusional enough

I didn't realize how much pop sensibility metal legends Iron Maiden had until I had a dream last night I heard a Maiden cover of "I Ran" by A Flock Of Seagulls and I must confess.. it was glorious!

I can grind out code for "the man" under just about any circumstance but getting the "right size" + number of monitors and overall layout to allow as much natural external light as possible is a grossly underrated productivity hack

Looking for : Peanut Butter Jelly Must include baseball bat Time line negotiable

Blondie's most famous album, Parallel Lines, was released 47 years ago on September 23, 1978 Blondie later released the song Rapture, which is widely considered by many to be the first rap song to top the Billboard charts ..so if you like Kool-Aid, drink up.. albumism.com/features/blo...

Me, asking myself how and what TF kinda earworm burrowed into my brain, after catching myself whisper singing "Unskinny Bop" while walking down the stairs..

When you spend the weeks leading up to the Rapture primarily doom posting about it, look at your phone, realize it's 12:01 am on September 25th, and head off to bed realizing those essential oils ain't gonna sell themselves

Big brain decisions over at Disney over the last week : "Let's piss off the libs by shelving Kimmel, then we make it hard for anyone to cancel our product, then we piss of MAGA by bringing Kimmel back, then we announce a price hike..."

When you tell your picky eating child they can have your spicy leftovers expecting they won't actually touch them but they eat the whole damn thing

When you've had more than your share of coffee but go to refill your cup ONE more time... but it's all gone...

..me, celebrating the only Rapture I believe in this week...

If you really want to encourage me to make positive change, stop offering me the "carrot or the stick" option and start offering me the "Mexican food or black liquorice" option instead

Me, a lifetime Saints fan, catching the score of the Saints/Seahawks game if the first quarter

The United States truly is the hottest country! 🔥 ..sadly, it's just a side effect of less people getting vaccinated.. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/investigatio...

Chuck Schumer has the political sturdiness of a loose bowel movement

Bought a used food dehydrator and am trying to make some serrano pepper powder (with garlic, onion, and tomatilla) Protip : remember to put gloves on when you cut up hot peppers people... 🔥😬

Having an "Open To Network" tag on your LinkedIn profile is the professional equivalent of having D2F in your Tinder profile

Peak talkshow TV was reached when the creator of Bumfights dressed up as and clowned Dr. Phil on his own damn show

When you see a smart and funny former good friend for the first time in 15+ years and all they want to talk about are toxic politics

Me seeing that M3GAN 2.0 is coming next week to Peacock

I don't normally post political shit, but fuck this immediately imposed H1B policy change all to high hell

I'm not gonna cast judgement on anyone that isn't ready to leave Disney owned Hulu just yet - to each their own But at least consider this : they are offering 70% off for 6 months just for threatening to leave You do you, but always fuck the man as best you can help.hulu.com/contact-us/a...

It's been far too long since I've espoused my love for the show Psych Best buddy show of all time Best procedural of all time One of the most consistently funny shows of all-time Consider me espoused

When you go to see a concert for a band that has an amazing back-catalog but are hell bent on playing way too much of their shitty newer stuff

Bag-of-dicks gonna bag-of-dick I suppose....

Me not eating the single serving of one pop tart listed at 200 calories and instead eating the double potion for 390 calories and mentally banking the 10 calorie listed difference for later today

Rich people enjoying the fascism show when their well being is finally attacked and suddenly realizing there's a huge difference between the rich and the filthy rich

Love 'murca? Help pay down the national debt out of the goodness of your red, white, and blue bleeding heart! www.pay.gov/public/form/...

I hope FAANG companies are paying close attention Fascism may seem cute to y'all when it's happening to other corporate entities, but ultimately it's the shingles of political ideology It doesn't give a fuck

The last week has been really, really weird in regards to "famous and terminally online" people feeling some weird obligation to respond to its events Hot take : Sometimes.. actually most times... silence is fine. It absolutely beats both insincerity and interaction farming

There's nothing more American than dogs, apple pie, and scamming old people out of money

A Labubu is when you buy too small a size of Lululemon pants and lose the receipt

Me skeeting out to my Bluesky peeps

Confusing a charleton acting like a fool with an actual fool is a fool's errand Malice begins with the former and morphs into idiocy as it reaches to the latter There are levels to the propaganda game

I owned and had memorized all the Truly Tasteless Jokes books when I was a kid, so..

CEO selling AI - "AI will help us reach the point where working 3 days a week becomes the norm" Me : Remembering how computers were marketed and instead of making less work they just made the 60+ hour work week more common

Me when I lay down to take my nap and realize one of my 7 pillows is in the floor and too far away to reach without getting back up

Nothing screams "awesome economy" like advocating for changing corporate financial reporting from mandatory to "trust me bro"