Squeee so excited 😍😍😍 @blackhoodie.bsky.social will be at @districtcon.bsky.social next year, on January 23rd @synapticrewrite.bsky.social and I will teach a day of Reverse Engineering for Vulnerability Discovery, registration is now open blackhoodie.re/DistrictCon2...

Wonderful little blog post about the Windows Process and Thread Environment blocks metehan-bulut.medium.com/understandin...

MIT Technology Review profiles @rondeibert.bsky.social, who understood that civil society needed digital defense long before just about anyone else and has been doing it ever since. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/24/1...

I'm considering getting the System V calling convention tattooed on my palm cause why on earth does rdx come before rcx why WHY WHYYY

This sticker makes me really happy 🙃

Ill be teaching my 4-day Advanced Linux Malware Reverse Engineering training next March at RE//verse conference, come join if you're interested in the nifty tricks unique to Linux and what we're up against in cloud, IoT and infrastructure shop.binary.ninja/products/re-...

Squeee so excited 😍😍😍 @blackhoodie.bsky.social will be at @districtcon.bsky.social next year, on January 23rd @synapticrewrite.bsky.social and I will teach a day of Reverse Engineering for Vulnerability Discovery, registration is now open blackhoodie.re/DistrictCon2...

Hello London! 🥰

@blackhoodie.bsky.social will have its own assembly at 39c3 congress this year 🥰 events.ccc.de/congress/202...

Trail of Bits has developed constant-time coding support for LLVM 21, providing developers with compiler-level guarantees that their cryptographic implementations remain secure against branching-related timing attacks #Cryptography blog.trailofbits.com/2025/11/25/c...

This is Limburg BE, not NL - though they are pretty close. www.bsides-limburg.be/home

Save the date! @blackhoodie.bsky.social will be at BSides Limburg next year, on March 13th our dear Paula will teach a reverse engineering and binary exploitation training 🥳🥳🥳 Thanks so much for hosting y'all ❤️

Another 9 miles in Portland's Forest Park, with winter sun 🥹 and yesterday I did 5. I'm doing this for a holiday-100 challenge, but also, endorphins!!

Running 10 miles in the mud by yourself is hella cathartic. And it helps that Portland in winter looks like Jurassic wonderland.

Why on earth are malware samples these days handled like someone's intellectual property?

absolutely massive news from the EU's top court! while it doesn't force every EU country to perform same-sex marriages, it *does* require them to recognise same-sex marriages from other countries the same way they recognise other foreign marriages it's a big step! www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Cloudflare disrupted the Internet earlier this week but, kudos to them, a) they wrote a really detailed post-mortem blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-... and b) their quarterly overviews of Internet disruptions (intentional or otherwise) are really good blog.cloudflare.com/q3-2025-inte...

I chatted with @hex-rays.bsky.social about how I found my place in the security industry, how @blackhoodie.bsky.social came to be, what our goals are and why community matters so much. hex-rays.com/blog/blackho...

Squeeeee 🥳 I'll be teaching my Advanced Linux Malware Reverse Engineering class at RE//verse conference in 2026!! MORE Linux APT insides and peculiarities😍🥰🤩Pls share if you can🙃 shop.binary.ninja/products/re-...

D3 viz of Symbiote malware call graph created with @binaryninja.bsky.social. Interactive, and makes pewpew sounds. The pewpew sounds are naturally the most important analysis feature, duh. Code going public soon.

I feel you buddy, I feel you

Seattle, @blackhoodie.bsky.social is coming to town! Thanks to IOActive we're hosting 2 days of trainings for women by women on Nov 14 & 15, brought to you by @barbieauglend.bsky.social Bhavna Supriya and Hanne! blackhoodie.re/Seattle2025/

We're on a roll 😱 Thanks to IOActive we're hosting 4 trainings in Seattle Nov 14-15! Registration is now open

Y'all fantastic news! Save the date, @blackhoodie.bsky.social will be at @districtcon.bsky.social this year 😱 the fantastic crew has offered to host us for a day of Malware Reverse Engineering! @synapticrewrite.bsky.social and myself will be hosting a training for women by women on January 23rd!!

Huge thank you to @hexacon.bsky.social for hosting BlackHoodie, to our trainers Paula, @naehrdine.bsky.social and @allthingsliquid.bsky.social, and much love to Caro for pulling it all together ❤️❤️❤️ the trainings were a huge success, now have a fun conference everyone!

Wheeeee the fine folk of @bsidespdx.bsky.social will have @blackhoodie.bsky.social back this year, with a training about microarchitectural security by the one and only @barbieauglend.bsky.social blackhoodie.re/BSidesPDX2025/

Dearest folks from @bsidespdx.bsky.social are hosting @blackhoodie.bsky.social again this year! Come spend a day with me and CPU bugs :) 🐞 blackhoodie.re/BSidesPDX2025/

Bf found me a gluten free French croissant and im so smitten 🥐

Uh juicy, Lockbit has a new variant 😱😱😱 I cannot WAIT to dig into this www.trendmicro.com/en_us/resear...

Does anyone have BRICKSTORM hashes they can share, other than the two in the Mandiant blog? Or low and behold, samples? 🥹🥹🥹

Boom, the future is here. BRICKSTORM comes with Java servlets, a SOCKS proxy, Go malware, PowerShell scripts, JSP webshells, info stealers, and probs stuff I've missed. Forget Linux or Windows malware, the age of whatever-runs, wherever-it-runs malware has arrived! cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...

Lol ok the callgraph now makes pewpew when I click on a node, and Claude calls it a satisfying "pew" 😂

I vibecoded me a project today that I had on the backburner for a while, callgraph extraction with IDAPython and D3 force-directed graph vis. Did it work out of the box? No Claude made some hilarious mistakes. Was it faster than just me? For sure. Is it useful? Not yet. Fun? Yup.

Candid question. Does burnout ever really go away?

Jetlag make ADD go boom. That also means, proper sleep make executive function go boom! Follow me for more armchair health advice.

@blackhoodie.bsky.social at @sec-t.bsky.social was a blast, a full room of curious students. What a wonderful experience, and now on to the conference!

Huge thanks to the @hexacon.bsky.social team for bringing BlackHoodie to Paris! A free 4-day security workshop for women by women, Oct 6-9. So grateful for our amazing trainers sharing their knowledge: Sonia (Linux Forensics) Paula (Web/Mobile Sec) & Jiska (iOS Hacking)! blackhoodie.re/Hexacon2025/

Here we go again 🙄 we have written an open letter detailing how incredibly misguided is the ChatControl proposal: csa-scientist-open-letter.org/Sep2025

I'm omw to Stockholm for @blackhoodie.bsky.social at @sec-t.bsky.social conference 🥳🥰😱

OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States

And how is your burnout coming along? Acquired that goat farm yet?

I'm once again looking at the epic 20-part essay which Ian Lance Taylor wrote about linkers lwn.net/Articles/276... - did anyone ever write anything remotely comparable about the MSVC linker? Like, very remotely even?

I've asked this before but seriously, what IS it these days with ransomware shipping with help menus and writing log files..?

Serious Windows XP background image vibes here in New Hampshire

And we did it! We ran 200 miles from Mt Hood to Seaside during a heatwave. That's after Blackhat, Defcon, and a week of moving houses. And, good morning Boston! Im omw to Dartmouth college 🤓🤓🤓

Phrack turns 40. The digital drop is live. Download it. Archive it. Pass it on. 💾 www.phrack.org #phrackat40 #phrack72

I got mugshots done so I can finally look my age in biopics. Hi, I've been a reverse engineer for a long time, and these days I take ransomware apart for blood sports.

I'm captain of a Hood to Coast team again, and 12 of us are running 200 miles this weekend or 11 cause one guy had to drop today. Ask me where my cortisol is at but luckily the team figured it out and we're still on and the leadership qualities of those folk blow my mind 🗻🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

@bsidespdx.bsky.social is happening on Oct 24 & 25 in, you guessed it, Portland! The call for paper is open for another few weeks, send us your best stuff!! bsidespdx.org