Hamilton was a mistake..

every day is another four seasons lawn and garden.

The Mississippi state legislature begs to differ. 😏

woke 2 BAYBEE

this, coupled with his constant “I’m definitely going to hell” and third term talk, is obviously mad pharaoh building his gawdy ass tomb.

we need more folks on park benches reading newspapers.

WHAT. IN. THEEEE. FUCK.

Johnson would be the type of bitchy southerner to hit you with a “bless your heart”..

also worth noting that the thing everyone is scared of ai being able to do, create believable videos of you doing things you haven’t done, is being used by heads of state for funzies. that by itself should be impeachable regardless of the videos content.

Karoline Leavitt just aged another 5 years

Jackson MS bigger than the last no kings day.

yo this is a wild thing to say bro

commitment to the bit. I’ve spent time in Tulsa. It’s at least 115 degrees rn.

me, face caked in grime and snot, leaning over my moms shoulder pressing my doritos locos juice covered fingers against the glass of the computer screen: “oh and put spiders on the eyes!”

governance by brain rot

all the money in the world and they can’t buy their way out of loserdom

GOP “lawmakers” when Trump gets ousted and the trials start..

wish mom had been popping tylenol like tic tacs. maybe I’d be able to focus on one thing at a goddamn time.

screaming from the rooftops once again that successful administrations don’t behave this way and the wheels are falling off the bus

prosecutors ain’t gonna have to work hard at all when them Nuremberg trials hit.

look. this is all incredibly stupid and frightening but we gotta consider the fact that they are MASSIVELY overplaying their hand and the likely snapback from this shit is gonna be brutal for their entire political project.

ah ha ha ha losing my fucking mind man

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

ppl are literally being fired for acknowledging his actual words and where such rhetoric and ideology has gotten us

we cannot STILL be doing this my fucking god

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

I wrote about Charlie Kirk and the viral content machine that sprang to life in the wake of his shooting — and how this time, even people running the country are partaking in the churn. www.theverge.com/analysis/776...

can’t stop thinking about the episode of 30 Rock where jack invested heavily into a vineyard that produced terrible wine and they had to figure out a way to sell it. probably no reason at all why that’s coming to mind.

that druski skit is fucking wild and all I can think about is how bad the makeup artists are at covering trumps hands.

Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted

This is 100% NOT trump

what do these mfs truly think is gonna happen when the world tilts back to equilibrium from all this “edge lord nazi” bitch ass bullshit?

wait there’s a “dei, wokeism” hotline?

Everyone's getting excited cos they know it's almost time to rewatch Over the Garden Wall.

gotta be something connective tissue between brain injuries and fascistic conservatism..

that, my friends, is a body double

you literally cannot convince me that the man to garner this much genuine hatred won a plurality of the vote.

who was more the hated? the very dead margaret thatcher? or the even more definitely most certainly dead donald trump?

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my first time in DC, in my early 20’s, I got yelled at so fucking bad for this that it altered my behavior on escalators for the rest of my life. You literally have to make a conscious effort to get in folks’ way like this.

A month ago it was Sydney Sweeney, in a few months some corporation will say “Happy Holidays” and they’ll self immolate over it, trump will post “Make Christmas Great Again!”, and the company will kowtow — Curious to see what the big sept-nov culture wars that make me question my sanity will be.

add it to the museum of brilliant “fuck-eulogies”.

crime is super high in my neighborhood. just the other day a kid rode a dirt bike down my street.. multiple times - I haven’t left the house since.

losers who fumbled backwards into money lacking the curiosity, drive, or wherewithal to make good fucking grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

nothing bothers these idiots more than being laughed at..

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.