NEEEEEEED

Our team won Twilight trivia today. My life’s crowning achievement.

The 25-year old told me he was into black and white films. Not sure what’s worse-he has NOT seen Casablanca or he wants to.

The level of petty I aspire to be.

I despise the new Duolingo format. I did one lesson, got one question wrong. Do not even have enough “energy” to do a second lesson.

Republicans brag about being Alpha Male’s but can’t even list their political affiliation in a dating app.

I have never seen such a blistering rebuke of a President by a federal judge. He is telling us clearly to stand up for our liberty against a dictator. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Max is a Libra?! Suddenly his relationships make so much more sense.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I love you Denver Broncos.

The Broncos should throw the ball to JK Dobbins. Just….all their catches. All of them.

If you’re not gonna put your political affiliation I feel like maybe don’t make it so obvious in the comments my friend.

I’ve officially read 50 books this year!! This one is about ⭐️⭐️⭐️.⭐️ stars. Good first book, little too heavy on the booktok phrases-can a girl actually tire of reading “good girl”? Apparently!

Should I play Chase Brown or Jaylen Waddle??

Told this guy that him going to Alabama was a hard sell, he asked how so? Proving he didn’t read my profile/bio and still not confirming if people in Alabama CAN read.

Is that why he swiped on me, someone 15 years older than him?

How is this an okay headline/context, @latimes.com ?? “Viral joke” about causing people pain at the dentist, that’s not a joke.

Book 49: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I love this book so much, I would give my first-born child up to revisit these two.

Big mood

Talk about tone-deaf timing.

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX!!! 🤩 That’s back-to-back wins for the Red Bull driver 🏆🏆 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

Look at that starting grid! 👀 Here's how they'll line up for Sunday's race in Baku #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

This is how my sim chose to show up to winter fest?!? Miss Ma’am.

Soooo The US is officially done, right?

The new American Girl Doll is related to an OG girl! Wooooo! Finding out Samantha Parkington is her Great-GREAT-Grandma: 💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️

It’s so bad on so many levels but I do not understand why an off shoulder dress for dinner with the King is even allowed.

Y’all I’m so tired

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr thanks Nexstar Media for their decision on Jimmy Kimmel. (Important to note, ABC has pulled the show indefinitely nationwide.)

I started this today but the first chapter kicks off with Anderson saying he likes to align himself with his “poor” side of the family. So there’s quite a bit of lack of awareness to start.

Wait, suddenly the right wants politics in sports??

Well I did a thing

“Just use the apps” Okay? Have you seen the men liking me because Louis here looks like he would hurt me and wear my skin for funsies.

That little Yoshi game looks cute as hell

Book 48: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Well the start of this caught me off guard, but I really enjoyed the ending.

The structure in this seasons tsitp is done so poorly, it’s almost unbelievable.

I did not make my coworkers listen to me spiral out about The Summer I Turned Pretty today so they better appreciate me.

Oh no! He’s not kidding? Hope he shares the titles so I can ummm ban them from my own reading list.😏

Bodies are weird because I do this 3x/week if not more and I’ve only lost 5 lbs in 2 months. No inches lost. But my clothes all fit different so yay?

If you had told me I should have started Justin Fields over Josh Allen, I would have laughed in your face but here we are.

Having enrichment time (dreaming of owning a home since it’ll never happen for me).

I really love that McLaren drivers are learning first-hand that Charles will not hesitate to take everyone off the track. Mostly because I cannot stand the McLaren team.

Yeah sex is great but have you ever properly folded a fitted sheet on the first try??

Read 47: ⭐️⭐️⭐️.⭐️ This was cute!! Took me forever to read, but I think that’s just me. This wasn’t the right book at the moment, but I enjoyed it.

AND mentally??

Telling me I look like a Disney Princess is the least discouraging feedback I could receive lmao

Me: “I wonder what cute horoscope for my birthday I get.” Costar:

August reads!!

Happy Gotcha Day to My Orange Boi

Not to mention, his incredibly important role in Twilight.

You know what? Approved.