The gummy sharks I used to get at the thrift store ss a kid:

This a real life cabbit.. that's crazy

heyy guys it's Shrews girlfriend 🙄💕omg babe give me my phone back 😭no lemme tweet something😭 omg stop baby🤦‍♂️🙄

*Giggles and then scrolls away*

I wanna start going for walks again but my neighborhood fucking sucksss to walk in No sidewalks no tree cover nothing ughh

OMG... its The Simpsons 💛🥹 👶👩🧑‍🦱🪻👴

Smart like Lisa 📚🧑‍🏫 Mischievious like Bart 🧨😈 Caring like Homer ❤️🥹 Confident like Marge 😁🪻 These are all of the traits that make me, me <3

If you don't love me at my bart 〽️〽️ then you don't deserve me at my homer ➿➿

I WANNA RIDE SUPERMAN

If bot-tan replies I prank my crush that I'm gay

💣 💣 #chainsawman

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Being on bluesky while all your friends are still on twitter is like getting cucked except getting cucked can honestly be quite a delightful experience imo

Mitty made me cry so bad

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Death

Washed out🌀

Bluesky seems very intent on Tumblr'ing itself

Honestly Bluesky just does everything that twitter does but worse, which sucks

whats an email

Katy you have to Stop

I'm one cool shrew

I'm in a pfp identity crisis rn

You already KNOW they don't play about their high school culture festival 😭😭😂

if bot-tan replies I ill

i was just bit by a buge

Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.

Haven't picked up the pinterest pill in a week

Hop ON

テスト２

I got 93 hr 19m of screen time this week bruh

W Speed ❤️‍🩹

#重音テト #teto

If It's before 5pm I'm chilling and have plenty of time but if it's past 5pm I'm cooked and can't start my school work any more because it's too late

Groundwork of Evangelion The Movie 2

The way Haruhi and Yuki and Mikuru fold their arms in this picture is the most thug gangster ass shit I've seen like holy hell it's so badass

THANK YOU

v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇

430 miles until empty 😍😍🤑

I was suspended from twitter high school for getting into fights with other students

shi be bussin

The Eiffel Tower 😭😭

What kind of Blueskyer 🦋 are you? This summer New school 👶📱 This year Old school 😁💿 Post-election Retro 👴💾 Public launch Ancient 💀📠 invite only Pre-historic 🦕📜