This app still exists? Anyway, I picked up another useless hobby in caricature form

May the FOURTH be with you. Get it? Because it's May 4th, and in Star Wars, they say, "May the FORCE be with you." Let me explain - I changed 'force' to 'fourth' to indicate the day whilst also making a fun reference to Star Wars. Cool, right?! My wife is leaving me.

Tits no more

Black and white in case you need an in memoriam of me pre-surgery

My surgeon won't stop strumming on his cane?

Thinking of going pro

Giving people with normal sized heads massive ones is my new favourite pastime

Yeah, I'm anti-vax. Fuck clean carpets.

Donald Trump takes RFK Jr. to the vets to get his worms treated

Dog

Incredibly tired of cis people and their conditional support of Transgender people. Buying from, engaging with, and propping up public figures who have actively aided in normalising the anti-trans rhetoric that is now governing in both the US and UK makes you complicit.

It's a beautiful day to be turning 25 and to be faced with the never-ending reality of how each January 31st I'm a year closer to dying

Maybe I'll start doing RSL word of the day over here too

Finally watched Longlegs

I turn 25 on Friday, it's so over

David Lynch | Biro . . . . One of the greatest.

Very sorry to hear the sad news that the great Irish poet Michael Longley (1939-2025) has passed away.

I refuse to shop in Tesco because I refuse to be accosted by a robot Noel Fielding

When I was 11, we had to write fake Agony Aunt letters in English, and I wrote from the perspective of an alcoholic father whose kids didn't speak to him anymore and who was writing to Agony Aunt for advice on how to die. Anyway, my teacher called me a little freak, and I-

Shaken to my core

Keep forgetting this app exists. Here's some old Captain art (@benwillbond.bsky.social)

Sitting in for Jo Brand (Except it was September, and the hat is edited) #NewProfilePic

Oh, so he's allowed gender affirming surgery?

Lee Harvey Oswald lookalike competition to be held on the sixth floor of the building across the street.

I watched too much Rugrats and now I'm a dude. #TransAwarenessWeek

Dan Aykroyd in black and white is something else

GUESS WHO GOT HIS TOP SURGERY DATE

Dr? God, the wait times are going to be interminable.

Odd choice by my local pie shop to include Alan Sugar in their Christmas display.

Carbonated bread buns

I miss being on set.

"My friend Sandy" 1971. www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au/collection/w...

This is neat.

Just taking my first dump on here. Proceed.