Because you can’t hear very well?

// I like 90% of comic book nerds are probably still mad about that

“As long as you haven’t made any long lasting deals with the devil, I’m sure you’re fine”

“So is that the Lucifer who gets you to tell him your desire or the short king Lucifer who’s got a weird obsession with ducks?”

“Decorum? What’s that?” burps

“I prefer eternal screaming to internal screaming”

“DAVID! KICK THAT TABLE!”

“Who needs dads? Mine was never around.”

“DILF stands for Damn, I Love Fathers”

“Who needs a washing machine when all you got is green underoos?”

// Feel like that’s the appropriate response with Creeper from most Bat Family members Except Jason. He’d probably just shoot him.

“She’s clearly hoarding them for herself.”

Hate you 3000 Supes!

Fuck piss shit ass dick cock

Robot? No. Yellow? Like a banana. Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if……… …………………….

I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do. Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.

Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think

“Foolish mortals. You think you can easily harm me? I AM THE CREEPER! I shall haunt your dreams. I shall watch you every single moment you are awake. And the moment I see something I don’t like? I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”

“Death? Never heard of her “

THE OCEAN IS A SOUP

“Breaking News! Steve Ditko created superhero who’s hated by the media and world for the media. Oh wait. That’s me! Me and only me!” he squashes a spider and laughs, before picking it up and eating it

// trying to merge all aspects of Creeper’s many origins takes a lot of stretching of the imagination

“Poison Ivy would make a friend made out of weed.”

“I do not in fact, have a love child with a blue fuzzy elf who smells like eggs. That green guy is actually a product of two companies working together instead of trying to kill each other. Just like a mom and dad at marriage counselling.”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“If you think you see me watching you through a window? No you don’t. It’s not me.”

“Some say I show too much gum when I smile. But frankly, I don’t think you can have enough gum.”

// This account is under construction currently. It won’t be ready for a while

// PLAYLIST

// CANONS / HEADCANONS / TRIVIA

// CHARACTER INFO (The Creeper)

// CHARACTER INFO (Jack Ryder)

“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.” Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster. Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man. ♡ + ↻

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”