Not right now kitten, daddy's on his 8th beer, and the keys are calling my name like a mother who's son died at war

Just sold fent to yodel kid

Have an edible and drink some whiskey and I turn into the big redneck from BO1 Buried

Laying pipe like a good plumber

intercocktinental ballsack missile

So geeked they call me slabert

One day we will have to determine which is more powerful, redneck spicy, or Korean spicy

Nevermind, battery is sad

Back on the road again

Never should have taken that shit, now I'm trapped in the forever winter

Do New Yorkers call brothels "Hoedegas"?

Flirting with a protogen be like "Ooh, show me that mommy board"

Very festive Coyote ready to go pull the sleigh. Not sure how qualified he is but he's got the spirit that's for sure. Gift art for @gingersnaps321.bsky.social all dressed for the season. Merry Christmas.

Playing stalker now, need an anomaly themed blowjob

Have you seen this? Unbelievable

Attempt 3 is a go

Bring me a funny bird

My tales of woe with this could fill thousands of journals

Count your days Margaret Thatcher

That's it. I'm outta here

Hate having to commute through silent Hill smh

Oh! So eepy

My swag so outstanding

Before and after. So happy about these

We be huffing carburetor cleaner

Y'all don't even know how much of a stupid flex this is

Clock time

I love asbestos dust

Curse road salt. Ruiner of mankind and automobiles

Ghost rider went through some budget cuts

Fresh new whip

We out whipping the foreign

Older pic of the idiots first bath

Beyond down bad anymore, just want to be held

Clickety clack tune time

She water on my gate till my dick goes tricky

Building contraptions n shit

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

Lost in the sauce