What year is it? What planet am I on? What is everything? Who stole my wallet? Is this real life?

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RE: https://equestria.social/@vinesnfluff/114155654301547882 In light of recent #mozilla news I feel it is timely to bring this back 1(one) slight recreation: read "investor" instead of "venture capitalist". Someone got really pedantic over me using the term venture capitalist last time […]

the rebellion will be tone policed

Alr nerds My new Gaming PC should be here by mo(o)nday Which #linux #distro should I install on it? I'm not a newbie, mind. I've used Linux for quite a few years. Currently daily driving EndeavourOS (arch-derivative) .... This post mostly exists so y'all have an excuse to glaze your […]

This is Ser Blackoak, a Champion of Erastil. He was an elven lordling once. It's complicated. Love my deet knight. Love him lots and lots. Even if the campaign lasted like 2 sessions before deflating (I'm now trying to get another campaign off the ground […] [Original post on equestria.social]

The nearby market sells "Half of a rotisserie chicken" Which for me, a bachelor living alone who loves chicken, is good— — But I wish they'd sell me the upper half rather than one of the sides So I could have both wings

your shitty ex vs your cool new girlfriend #linux #art #furry

#deusexremastered looks ... AI Generated. And while I have Thoughts (tm) about AI and its place in games in general... .... It IS objectively hilarious that of all video games, it is Deus Ex that is getting the FULL SLOP treatment, given its plot involves a billionaire wanting to merge with […]

Today on the train to work there was a woman praying with such intensity it looked like she was on the way to her death and begging God to save her Like clutching the rosary and praying real fast and crossing herself every few seconds and such And to be honest, my unreligious arse was thinking […]

Classic Mac's OS file system innovations (resource forks, metadata) were often lost in transit when the Internet took off in 1995, and the same is still true 30 years later in Infinite Mac. I figured out a workaround using modern macOS's built-in .zip archives […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

Youtube should mlem my ass. I'll turn off my adblocker when they send armed men to force it from my cold dead hands and no sooner.

My newest OC, Ser Blackoak, the deer (reflavoured elf if you care) Champion. A ball of cervine anxiety who finds his peace when he locks in for a fight for a righteous cause. With thanks to my friend Lyn (find them and commission them on Telegram […] [Original post on equestria.social]

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Ftm deerboy not used to having antlers, bonking them on every doorframe and making adorable bleating sounds when he does.

*rolls to retrieve phone* So just before I jolted awake The phrase "We should combine the ideas of asexual and hypersexual people. To invent a newer, more unethical form of sex" Appeared in my mind And idfk what to do with that so I'm inflicting it upon y'all

We're gonna have a whole Foxgirl Fweek over here!! Here's a gorgeous piece by 🎨miyanose_7. All of the flowers and the patterns are so good... #oc #ocfedi #furryart #うちの子 #ケモノ #イラスト

toxic yuri #mlp #mylittlepony

I wish my mother language (portuguese) offered non-garbage ways to be gender neutral.

it was first just a half body warm up thingie but i ended up doing it full. the colors of the tentacle lady from @JenJen stuck with me so i borrowed her =w= the upper clothing part confused the heck out of me but it was fun :'D #DigitalArt #FanArt #MastoArt

sped up process video if someone's interested in my chaotic work ways. :'D #MastoArt #timelapse #DigitalArt

I wish I was a shrimp I would have no spinal cord to hurt.

Dear youtube: You are not Television in the 90s No one is Television in the 90s. Not even Television Right Now is Television in the 90s. You will never have an entire nation pause itself in a night to watch a premiere. Stop trying to pretend you are Television in the 90s

[Subtooting the Credit Card Puritanism situation] Ask a Brazilian about pix ... Then go demand your government implement something similar.

"Let me ask Chat" and you mean ChatGPT: Implies you fall for Big Tech's nonsense and have a bad filter for bullshit, cringe "Let me ask Chat" and you mean your livestream's chat: You are a streamer, you wish to please the crowd, cringe but respectable. Despite what Baby Boomers will tell you […]

Also I had an mlp dream They had released one extra episode to celebrate the anniversary of gen 4 ending And it was an ENTIRELY normal episode. I want you to imagine the typical TV special of gen 4 MLP, and it is EXACTLY that. Except at the very end For exactly one frame The show flashed a […]

Wow, rare Hacker News W: > This is the true problem with AI. It's with who owns it, and what they will inevitably use it for. Whether it can do cool stuff with code or equal a junior developer is irrelevant. What it can do is less important than what it will be used for. > > The owning class […]

Rolling the ladder up behind us https://xeiaso.net/blog/2025/rolling-ladder-behind-us/?utm_campaign=mi_irl&utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon

Concept: Shadow the Hedgehog, Mewtwo, and Perfect Kars in a room together A meeting of ultimate lifeforms. Kars headpats the two aminals and tells them to lighten up.

So tonight I had a dream with bad texture quality. That distinct "picture of thing smeared over object that is the wrong size and shape" look that everyone who's ever played a video game knows. But why the fuck am I telling you this? Well.... I was raised in the […]

Mental word replacements that make it sound like having a #chronicillness is an epic fantasy quest: * "My Disease" => "The Wizard's Curse" * "Medication" => "Healing poultices" * "Dealing with your Healthcare Provider's Bullshit" => "Performing the rituals to appease cruel gods with healing […]

Behold! The intellectual equivalent of those dudes that go on Twatter to talk about how "women's orgasm isn't real" and "no woman has ever been enthusiastic with a man" Y'know, when you think you're owning the commies but accidentally tell on yourself?

Got some art of my handsome poneh, and just in time for Pride Month too <3 Artist is my usual friend Lyn. They are nominally on fediverse as @lynthecookie but they don't really use their account. They are also on lynthecookie.bsky.social but it seems they […] [Original post on equestria.social]

[just dumb] The phrase "Schnazzy, rizzy, hawk tuah unicorn" appeared in my dreams And I woke up all 😠

While it may look snazzy, Scale Mail doesn't cover as much of the body and offers less flexibility as compared to Chainmail #alphamailtips #hashtaggames

Open to criticisms here: I don't really know what I as a leftist am supposed to do about being a product of colonialism. Like don't get me wrong, I know I'm benefitting from the most successful genocide in history and I currently occupy land that belongs to the Shawnee, Cherokee, and Osage […]

Never Kill Yourself #gaming #videogame #minathehollower

Pone is kill

sad AI thought: Someday soon creators will be accused not of using AI for their art, but of simply claiming AI art as their own because their creations were used in the training of the AI.

"baseball" implies the existence of cringecube I would like to play this sport.

It is 2014. I have recently upgraded my computer piece by piece with the latest addition being a new GPU. I install Fallout 4. It lags in Boston and especially in Diamond City. It is 2025. I have recently upgraded my computer piece by piece with the latest addition being a new GPU. I install […]

Happy #pride ya nerds, may we keep being us even as shit gets scary #pridemonth #lgbtq

I want a creepypasta made by and for linux users where the evil game is an *.AppImage

Fat-man's regret: The feeling of sadness from ordering/eating something that is decadently fatty... ... But then finding out it's nowhere near good enough to justify its calories much less its price And having to eat the lot (which you WILL have to work off in the gym later) because you spent […]

Got some finished art of one of my #furry #OC s -- Created for a #pathfinder2e campaign. This is Maestro Thabit Albanda He's a Bard with the Criminal background and the Celebrity Archetype -- He's the leader of a criminal gang/theater troupe called The […] [Original post on equestria.social]

Whoever taught the word 'slop' to internet users needs to diet That was not a misspelling. I don't want them to die I want them to eat unpleasant whole-grain rice and other "Healthy" "Superfoods" that are trendy with white ladies

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"